If you drink it straight down, you can feel it going into each individual intestine.

I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over to persuade you.

I don't drink; I don't like it - it makes me feel good

It sucks, but no Long Islands or margaritas when you drink. It has to be straight vodka.

Gin began to be seen as sort of a passé drink.

I just want to go in and get the drink instead of having to pay an extra dollar for a wristband.