I don't drink; I don't like it - it makes me feel good.

Happiness is not something you experience, it's something you remember

I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.

I once said cynically of a politician, "He'll doublecross that bridge when he comes to it"

I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.

So little time, so little to do.