If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way. - Homer Simpson

When I first heard that Marge was joining the police academy, I thought it would be fun and zany, like that movie... Spaceballs. But instead it was dark and disturbing, like that movie... Police Academy.

I hope I didn't brain my damage... - Homer Simpson

When I first saw Batman, I was expecting to see a baseball movie.

Note - The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key.

Pros and cons for making food: Pro: Food. Con: Making.