If you could be either God's worst enemy or nothing, which would you choose?

After long enough, everyone in the world will be you enemy.

Yeah. Well. Whatever. You can't teach God anything.

Your folks are like God because you want to know they're out there and you want them to approve of your life, still you only call them when you're in a crisis and need something.

What you have to consider, is the possibility that God doesn't like you. Could be, God hates us. This is not the worst thing that can happen.

Parents are like God because you wanna know they're out there, and you want them to think well of you, but you really only call when you need something.