If you can't say anything nice, at least have the decency to be vague.

[I]f I suffered only one fool gladly, I assure you it would be you.

If someone says to you, “you’re a sight for sore eyes”—make sure it’s a compliment.

Did anybody tell you that you're a few french fries short of a Happy Meal?

This is appalling, disgraceful and it is an insult.

I Buzz Lightyear love you. You know—to infinity and beyond?” “Yeah?