If someone says to you, “you’re a sight for sore eyes”—make sure it’s a compliment.

I don't just like sexual double entendres I love them, I stroke them, I milk them, I spank them when they're naughty.

Ye Gods and Little Fishes," said Sir Henry, "can it be? George, it's my own particular, one and only four starred Pussy. The super Pussy of all old Pussies...

It has taken stealth and some underhandedness. It has taken clarity of purpose when the moment called for dreamy abandon. He has practised withdrawal.

Gawaine and Gareth took turns with the fat ass, one of them whacking it while the other rode bareback.

She leaned into him to soak up his warmth.
"You are so hot," she said.
"It's about time you noticed," he teased.