If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.

A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.

There are no secrets better kept than the secrets that everybody guesses

I don't have any skeletons in my closet.

The surest way to ruin a man who doesn't know how to handle money is to give him some.