If you can't do anything about it, laugh like hell.

It feels funny letting go of some of that stuff—it's my life. But if it belongs anywhere, it's this University. This is where everything happened.

Father: "who left that hose on?" Three year old son: "the Wind did it?"

I spent a majority of my life in Kansas City, so I am a Chiefs and Royals guy. I used to work for the Royals for like five years in the suites department and in the stadium club restaurant.

Don't let your alligator mouth out talk your tadpole butt.

One of the easiest ways to be rich in life is to simply form a government & just collect tax.