Father: "who left that hose on?" Three year old son: "the Wind did it?"

Call Webster's!! "that'salloneword"

I found while driving my convertible that any sunny day was a "topdownday"...so I made it my email address...not Volkswagen!!!

I walked into my house and saw a rather large maple leaf on the floor...so I left!!

Sunsets are God's bedtime stories.

My password was "Hope".