If you blame gravity for falling in love, even God has the right to laugh at you.

Falling in love with someone is intentional, even if it was their looks that tripped you.

Love is my favorite drug; I overdose on it regularly.

An inch to a man’s heart is a mile to his wallet.

Be calm when your wife yells at you, calmer when she chastens you, but be terrified when she ignores you.

Be calm on your wedding day; she won’t kill you in front of a hundred people, no matter what you've done.