If what you've done is stupid but it works, then it really isn't that stupid at all.

When you come to a fork in the road, take it.

Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.

A cop pulled me over and told me "Papers", so I said "Scissors, I win!" and drove off.

As long as everything is exactly the way I want it.. I'm totally flexible.