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If there's no chocolate in Heaven, I'm not going.


Jane Seabrook

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DAVID AUGSBURGER Now she and I sit together in her room and eat chocolate, and I tell her that in a very long time wh...
ANNE LAMOTT Theres no electricity, stuff like that down there. Its a little different. Its going to be crazy.
AARON KATZ Prices are rising, but not fast enough to prompt the central bank to raise interest rates. Inflation...
IM NO JUNG I expect consumer spending to continue to improve. The central bank is likely to raise interest rate...
IM NO JUNG The negative impact of high international oil prices was big in August. We can still expect a recove...
IM NO JUNG Theres no way to be successful
in music and be debauched.
GREG KOCH Theres no competition in DESTINY. Run your own RACE and wish others WELL!!!
ABHYSHEQ SHUKLA It's a dangerous business, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don't keep your ...
J.R.R. TOLKIEN Heaven will be no heaven to me if I do not meet my wife there.
ANDREW JACKSON There are countries in Africa who also need our help, but were not there because theres no oil there...
JEFF WHITE Im okay Im okay now.
But you really need to listen to me
'cause im telling you the trut...
GERARD WAY Theres a reason why theyre not amateurs anymore.
ALEX HAMILTON If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast.
LAINI TAYLOR If I am right, then [religious fundamentalists] will not go to Heaven, because there is no Heaven. I...
ISAAC ASIMOV Im not a politician and my other habits are good. Ive no enemys to reward, nor friends to sponge. Bu...
ARTEMUS WARD Sad and lonely cannot be the same, Not if im sad in you're little crowd.
LAWRENCE P. LE BLANC When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. ...
JACK HANDY If God gives you chocolate, you open your mouth, no?
ALEJANDRO JODOROWSKY Heaven would be Hell in no time if every cruel, selfish, vicious soul went to Heaven.
ANNE RICE If theres one thing I can't stand, it's my brother's finger nails!
JULIAN "JUNEBUG" BUSSELLS Assuming theres insurance, there would be no reason not to carry on, ... This just pushes us back on...
BOB GOODMAN Love is the root of all happiness and all sorrow and theres not much in between.
CHASE KITCHENS All flowers in time bend towards the sun, I know you say theres no one for you, But here is one
JEFF BUCKLEY There is no longer any excuse for not adopting corporate IM. But businesses should establish policie...
TOM EID Don't run away.
Im not running away. Im already gone.
-Lena and Ethan
KAMI GARCIA Jane Jameson."
He grinned. "Like the porn star."
I gaped at him. "What? No, Jane Ja...
MOLLY HARPER If I had to give up cheese or chocolate, I'd give up chocolate in a heartbeat.
AMANDA PEET When Goldie Hawn wrote her memoirs, no one said Goldie Hawn was snitching. When Jane Fonda wrote her...
KARRINE STEFFANS Jane, the family and the doctors keep me going.
CHARLES MUSIC Today's college graduates take IM in the office for granted. If you protect your email systems but i...
ED GOLOD i know im not the girl you wanted. not the one you want to hear from. but what you see is what you g...
SIMI GREWAL Oh, I was not made for heaven. No, I don't want to go to heaven. Hell is much better. Think of all t...
FREDDIE MERCURY We dont know what were going to go home to, ... If we dont have anything anymore, Im not sure I want...
IAN WILLIAMSON I over analyze situations because Im scared of what may happen if I'm not prepared for it.
TURCOIS OMINEK Im not your biggest girly girl.
MAGGIE SIFF No heaven will not ever Heaven be Unless my cats are there to welcome me.
AUTHOR UNKNOWN If it were easy to resist, it would not be called chocolate cake.
MARYROSE WOOD I write about violence as naturally as Jane Austen wrote about manners. Violence shapes and obsesses...
EDWARD BOND Im James Bond. Im Jason Bourne. Im Super-freaking-Mario come to life.
JOHN DAVID ANDERSON If I cannot smoke cigars in Heaven, I shall not go
MARK TWAIN If I cannot swear in heaven I shall not stay there.
MARK TWAIN If it's not messy and it doesn't drip over the sides, it's not a holiday hot chocolate -...
ALEX GUARNASCHELLI All that I have done will be remembered when I am all said and done.
TRUMAINE M. PRESSLEY I'm an emotional eater. If something's worth celebrating, we're going to grab pizza. If ...
LAURIEANN GIBSON There are no crown-wearers in heaven who were not cross-bearers here below.
CHARLES HADDEN SPURGEON theres actualy more cells in our brains than there are brains in our entire body
KEN M Im going to use you and abuse you a distortion of the truth!
THOMAS WALLACE SCHERZER If there is a heaven and hell, then I wonder, are the people in heaven asking god to forgive and sto...
JASON BOURKE Im not looking for perfection, just perfect flaws.
KIERRA C.T. BANKS All work and no fore-play makes Jane a dull girl...
ANKALA V SUBBARAO dont read my diary when im gone, ok im going to work now , when you wake up please read my diary, lo...
KURT COBAIN If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet?
UNKNOWN I love chocolate. Black chocolate with marshmallow inside, caramel inside. If I could only have two ...
SONIA RYKIEL There will be no crown bearers in heaven who are not cross bearers on earth.
SOURCE UNKNOWN We're the IM generation. They're going to put our screen names on our tombstones.
JUSTIN YOUNG If the Lord should bring a wicked man to heaven, heaven would be hell to him; for he who loves not g...
CHRISTOPHER LOVE Chocolate keeps everyone going on a very bad day.
CONNIE WILSON Never felt lyk im alone bcoz my soul always follows me dats wat make me feel im not alone & I"ll nev...
RAKSHAN BHANDARY I do not know what to say, how to tempt you. If you had a price, I would pay it. If you desired part...
CHARLOTTE FEATHERSTONE So I think all comedians are earning their wings into heaven. We're all going to heaven, but eve...
TRACY MORGAN If heaven send no supplies, The fairest blossom of the garden dies.
SIR WILLIAM BROWNE 2 pebbles chatting each other up in a bar first says "are you married ?" second says , "No im shingl...
FEMALE IMAGINATION 'Tis expectation makes a blessing dear;Heaven were not Heaven, if we knew what it were.
SIR JOHN SUCKLING 'Tis expectation makes a blessing dear; Heaven were not Heaven, if we knew what it were.
SIR JOHN SUCKLING There is no humor in heaven.
MARK TWAIN Thank god im not too cool for the safebelt.
KANYE WEST Im A Good Friend, But Im A Better Enemy.
DONALD C HALL Freiheit ist etwas Maßloses. Im Guten wie im Schlechten.
CARSTEN K. RATH I'm higher than most places on this island, but Im not going to take a chance of a 150 mph wind blow...
PAT PATTERSON Theres still so much interest in the Beatles and John and still so much mythology,
BOB SPITZ If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
WILL ROGERS If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
JOSH BILLINGS We've felt for sometime that IM is next big wave. If you claim to offer a total messaging solution, ...
CHRIS CHRISTIANSEN I've been fortunate in that I never actually read any Jane Austen until I was thirty, thus spari...
CATHLEEN SCHINE We do not have federated IM. We firmly believe you need a separate channel from any public IM system...
BOB SHIMP The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven.
MARK TWAIN Hot chocolate here is an intense chocolate indulgence. Enjoy it with one of chef Maury Rubin's homem...
BARBARA FAIRCHILD Believe me, I love a good chocolate chip ice cream. I'm not going to go for some lousy version o...
CHRISTIE BRINKLEY He has no more backbone than a chocolate eclair
THEODORE ROOSEVELT just because theres a goalie, doesnt mean you cant score
BRADLEY ADAM HENDERSON If chocolate was a sound, it would've been Constantine's voice singing. If singing was a color, it w...
KATHRYN STOCKETT Im in the state of Imbroglio
NOBLE DA GENIUS Heaven, no. I was shy for several years in my early days in Hollywood until I figured out that no on...
LUCILLE BALL I've learnt that if I tell myself I'm not allowed something, I binge on it later. So if I wa...
GERI HALLIWELL Yeah. If I looked as good as Jane, I would, too!
LILY TOMLIN Yes Im young,We Belong,Love Is Sung,By the peaceful Song...Listen Please, You'll fall to your knees,...
NOT YER TYPICAL DORK Whether Toyota is going to become No. 1 in the world or not is not something that I know. I am not c...
KATSUAKI WATANABE There's no point in trying something if you're not going to try your hardest.
ERIC BUTLER If I am not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don't want to go there.
MARTIN LUTHER If you are not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don't want to go there
MARTIN LUTHER Life is like a box of chocolate going off... very disappointing.
DANNY REYNTIENS Women need to have Men as their Best friend, Because theres a Built-in competition between Women...
NASIR KHAN If I weren't acting, I would own my own chocolate shop in Paris. I would be a nice, overweight p...
EMMA BELL Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.
JO BRAND For this, i give a remembrance to the baby that did not make it to this world. For although i am who...
GARY F EVANS... At times he felt that he had almost rather not be in love with her, for it brought him no peace. Wha...
LARRY MCMURTRY When you put your total faith in God, no matter what happens, to a person who's a true believer,...
JIM BAKKER And it's not like I've been facing Tom, Dick or Jane out there.
OSI UMENYIORA I am not going to stop when i'm exhausted..I only stop when im done..things never done..that is mean...
EJUMP SCHIFFLER

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JANE AUSTEN It's never too late -- never too late to start over, never too late to be happy.
JANE FONDA Although our productions have afforded more extensive and unaffected pleasure than those of any othe...
JANE AUSTEN I will not adopt that ungenerous and impolitic custom so common with novel writers, of degrading by ...
JANE AUSTEN A well adjusted person is one who makes the same mistake twice without getting nervous.
JANE HEARD Self-denial is painful for a moment, but very agreeable in the end.
JANE TAYLOR To be a revolutionary you have to be a human being. You have to care about people who have no power.
JANE FONDA Even though I make those movies, I find myself wishing that more of those magic moments could happen...
JANE SEYMOUR In my experience, there is only one motivation, and that is desire. No reasons or principle contain...
JANE SMILEY The best manner of avenging ourselves is by not resembling him who has injured us.
JANE PORTER In my day, we didn't have self-esteem, we had self-respect... and no.
JANE HADDAM If the career you have chosen has some unexpected inconvenience, console yourself by reflecting that...
JANE FONDA