If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
WILL ROGERS If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us
out?"
ALEXANDER POPE If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?"
WILL ROGERS If stupidity got us in this mess, how come it can't get us out.
WILL ROGERS The force of commerce got us in this mess and its the only force that will get us out,
GARY HIRSHBERG The force of commerce got us in this mess and it’s the only force that will get us out,
GARY HIRSHBERG If my best thinking got me into this mess, then I better change it to what I want to get out.
JIM GENOVESE Her opinion is that the people who got us in this mess are not going to be the ones to get us out of...
ERIC BURNS The machines got us into this problem. They are going to have to get us out of it.
MARC SMITH If we can't afford to take good care of the land that feeds us, we're in an insurmountable m...
WENDELL BERRY If it takes us 10 years to get into the shit, it will take us 20 to get out.
And the jour...
JASPER FFORDE Cubanas are very strong women. So don't mess with us - don't take us for granted!
NATALIE MARTINEZ The thing for us is to get out of this four-hour mess, ... and get back to our ballpark.
RAY KING And then this became available and it got us out of the city.
BRENDAN WISEMAN I just said we needed this game. If we win this game, do what we're supposed to do, then this game c...
MARDY COLLINS It will impact us and we can?t get away from it.
GEORGE BALD We (Camp Barnabas) will have a watch party at 5 p.m., Sunday, where PB2 Companies of Rogers, Ark., w...
CYNDY TEAS We've got a Byzantine mess if we get into every form and every regulation,
LARRY MOORE I believe the greatest trick of the devil is not to get us into some sort of evil but rather have us...
DONALD MILLER I want to share some insight into why someone would want to be a SEAL. A lot of us faced obstacles g...
HOWARD E. WASDIN If you can do it, why you won't do it???
If you have chance why you won't use it?
DEYTH BANGER If you live on Nantucket, you can't avoid its history, and 'Moby Dick' is the way most o...
NATHANIEL PHILBRICK I think if one of us can get along with a new coach, we all can. I think we've got a good team. I th...
KALEN GRIMES It got us going and it got us pumped up. It brought up our intensity level and helped us get more in...
MEGHAN MERKLEIN If you don't need umpires out there, and you can put robots out there, then why do we need ballp...
DOUG HARVEY Is there a point at which we hit a tipping point and all of this economic, cultural and moral troubl...
JOEL C. ROSENBERG I don't get into these petty things, Kentucky-Louisville. To me, it's nonsense... There will...
RICK PITINO It is easy to be pessimistic. These are extraordinarily difficult times, and the collective psyche i...
MARK ZANDI Here in Cameroon, football is our leading political party. It's football alone that that unites ...
ROGER MILLA You can't worry if it's cold; you can't worry if it's hot; you only worry if you get...
JOAQUIN ANDUJAR This team's got 'em in it. It just takes us a while to get 'em out.
DAN JOHNSON Comedians walk out, get a feel for the crowd. If it's not going good, we change directions. If w...
STEVE HARVEY New Orleans will get going when tourism gets going. It's got to start somewhere. Why not us?
BARBARA LEVY This will get us out of the hole,
JACK STEPHENS If you don't get on the field and play then you will be missing out.
MICHAEL SCHENKER What you can't get out of, get into wholeheartedly.
MIGNON MCLAUGHLIN Why are you suggesting something… then deny to tell the whole thing?
DEYTH BANGER Maybe we ought to consider a Golden Rule in foreign policy: Don't do to other nations what we do...
RON PAUL If we can't have comedy books written about aspects of womanhood without going into a panic atta...
HELEN FIELDING It's OK to argue with your friends. Guys can do it better than girls, usually, but if you ever g...
IKE BARINHOLTZ I don't know if it's naivete or just narcissism, but I start out with this notion that I can...
MICHELLE PFEIFFER I can't explain chemistry. I really can't. I haven't got a clue what it's all about....
ELAINE STRITCH I believe this passionately: that we don't grow into creativity, we grow out of it. Or rather, w...
KEN ROBINSON Remember where you came from, where you're going, and why you created this mess you got yourself int...
RICHARD BACH Think about the deflections. The offense can't score every play. They're just trying to get ...
DRAYMOND GREEN It felt good to get out and play. This should help us going into conference play.
JEFF BAKER If they can't hum it after we play it, it's not for us.
LAWRENCE WELK Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?
ROBERT BENCHLEY Part of the reason why people get radicalized is because they feel they are disenfranchised; that th...
BASSEM YOUSSEF We've never used the turf in this kind of weather before, but I suppose that's why they got it. Not ...
COLLEEN DEBISH If you lack the discipline to manage money,then more investing will not make you richer,rather it wi...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) But here's the deal: If I were smart, I could figure out curling. If I were even smarter, I coul...
BOB SCHIEFFER You don't have to live a lie. Living a lie will mess you up. It will send you into depression. I...
GILBERT BAKER You can't legislate against stupidity.
JESSE VENTURA Why can't a seven-foot guy play a doctor? Why can't I be a teacher? Why can't I be a foo...
GRIZZ CHAPMAN What is beauty, anyway? It's more than something pleasant looking. If it doesn't stop us in ...
ALAN ALDA There was a time when we were not: this gives us no concern - why then should it trouble us that a t...
WILLIAM HAZLITT If we don't end war, war will end us.
H. G. WELLS Readers appreciate the truth. Why say, 'Some think a situation is a mess?' Based on my repor...
KARA SWISHER If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?
JOHN CLEESE Life is like a trumpet - if you don't put anything into it, you don't get anything out of it...
WILLIAM CHRISTOPHER HANDY A budget tells us what we can't afford, but it doesn't keep us from buying it.
WILLIAM FEATHER I don't see why I should give my new music to iTunes or anyone else. They won't pay me an ad...
PRINCE The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreason...
US CONSTITUTION No Soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the Owner, nor ...
US CONSTITUTION Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise...
US CONSTITUTION A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people t...
US CONSTITUTION It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that e...
ZIG ZIGLAR The tenor of the comments as we got closer and closer to August got dominated by 'Wouldja please...
NAN HAYWORTH For me, the watershed was Hurricane Katrina. If that didn't get people out on the streets, then ...
CLAIRE MESSUD This guy's got charisma, the public will forgive him for anything if he can get Blair out of office.
JULIE SMITH I'm not such a nuisance to the world, and the kick I get out of living can, I suppose, justify t...
AARON SWARTZ Why can't people credit that he and all of us had a sense of humour?
INGRID THULIN I feel responsible for her. I got her into this mess.
ERICA BULLOCK If we are going to save this country, if we are going to reestablish that belief in God, it's up...
BOB RILEY Teams can shut you down if they get a lead and then they check, check, check, check, check. Well if ...
MIKE BABCOCK I really can't complain about actresses who get paid to be dumb. Most of us can't get paid t...
AARON ALLSTON If you want to get a facelift, get a facelift. Don't sit there and talk about why you got it bec...
DEBRA WINGER If someone stands in front of one of my paintings and says, 'This is just a mess', the word ...
ALBERT OEHLEN If they catch (Bonds) now, then punish him. If they find out about it after the fact, then it's thei...
BRIAN CHAPMAN I know I'm happy and can't wait to see where my career will go next. This isn't the end ...
LATOYA LONDON If they can get into a debate with the major party candidates, then they've got an opportunity.
LARRY JACOBS If the great internet connects us all ... then why are so many of us becoming increasingly isolated?
STEPHEN RICHARDS I'm tired of people disturbing the peace, getting on the radio and sounding a hot mess. If I can...
BETTY WRIGHT Before competition, I start to question things. I don't know why it happens, but you've got ...
ADAM PEATY I never met a man I didn't like until I met Will Rogers.
MORT SAHL It was a very, very long day. They out-pitched us, they out-hit us [and] they out-played us. There's...
DANNY PRICE If this were so; if the desert were 'home'; if our instincts were forged in the desert; to survive t...
BRUCE CHATWIN If we protect the ‘underhand’ [those working under us], then the ‘boss’ will protect us. If ...
DADA BHAGWAN This win was huge for us going into the playoffs. Hopefully we will get a good seed in the playoffs ...
BILLY THOMPSON When we have a true sense of what psychology is we can then see why it gives us an insight not only ...
GARY F EVANS... Some people ask why we don't just wait until we have the whole story before posting. The fact is...
MICHAEL ARRINGTON This was a huge conference win for us. We're tied with Rogers Elmwood now at the top of the conferen...
CONNIE WEST My genuine belief is that if we can get through the eurozone crisis from a political point of view, ...
ENDA KENNY Our beautiful homeland is enough for us, Arabs and Jews. If we turn her into a battlefield, she will...
AYMAN ODEH And sometimes I'm criticized. But I think that if those who criticize us will look at the reason...
MINORU YAMASAKI I got this feeling I'm gonna die before I get old. I don't know why. I just have this feelin...
SID VICIOUS What I can't quite see at this stage is that the evidence, even to the president, seems to be th...
LAWRENCE EAGLEBURGER You just don't want to get pigeon-holed into one position. That's why even though I start ou...
LISA LESLIE The beginning of the game backed us into a corner. UD got us into bad field position and then built ...
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WILL ROGERS Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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WILL ROGERS Lord, let me live until I die.
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WILL ROGERS We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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WILL ROGERS I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father.'
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