If my father had hugged me even once, I'd be an accountant right now.

We couldn't land right away there was a dog on the runway,

If my father had hugged me even once, I'd be an accountant right now.

Right after 'Raymond' I had a world-is-my-oyster attitude, but I found out I don't like oysters. I had this existential emptiness. 'What is my purpose? Who am I?' I had a big identity crisis.

If you ever want to go golfing, take Brad with you. He will make you look better, ... He came in dead last. There were 75 celebrities and pro athletes and he came in dead last.

It was a shock to win, ... Even you guys - admit it - you thought 'Desperate Housewives' was going to win.