It was a shock to win, ... Even you guys - admit it - you thought 'Desperate Housewives' was going to win.

I would get my student loans, get money, register and never really go. It was a system I thought would somehow pan out.

If you ever want to go golfing, take Brad with you. He will make you look better, ... He came in dead last. There were 75 celebrities and pro athletes and he came in dead last.

We couldn't land right away there was a dog on the runway,

We want to recognize that it is the end of the show without really saying it. But we'll satisfy the audience's desire for a little heart.

Whenever I walk off the golf course, I thank God that I'm able to tell a joke. I thank God I'm good at something.