If moron can do it... let him do.

Theory of Constipation: No offense Mr. Newton - but if I would be you.... I would have proved theory of gravity early morning while it pulls shit out of me ... which concludes Apple causes Constipation...

It's not about being genius, it's about being serious.

I can do "Facebook"... but I can't Face (any) Book.

I hate sarcasm and plagiarism but I like orgasms...

"Love" indeed is a complex entity - made up of real and imaginary part... and we don't realize it because "I" is missing in it...