I hate sarcasm and plagiarism but I like orgasms...

Theory of Constipation: No offense Mr. Newton - but if I would be you.... I would have proved theory of gravity early morning while it pulls shit out of me ... which concludes Apple causes Constipation...

It's not about being genius, it's about being serious.

If moron can do it... let him do.

I can do "Facebook"... but I can't Face (any) Book.

"Love" indeed is a complex entity - made up of real and imaginary part... and we don't realize it because "I" is missing in it...