If I wanted to go camping, I'd go camping. This is a home, not a campground.
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DAVE BARRY We used to like camping out.
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DON WRIGHT There has always been a plan to open the park. This is our most popular camping site in the state.
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JEANNE MEYER Camping is something I've done all my life.
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HAROLD CAMPING The lake already has been viewed as very good, if not outstanding, for boating, fishing, camping, an...
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GARY F EVANS... fate is the ultimate preexisting condition.
MARK LEYNER My fear of camping: I’m convinced bugs will crawl up my vagina and lay eggs. Isn’t everyone?
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JOHN GREEN As the tide washed in, the Dutch Tulip Man faced the Ocean:
"Conjoiner rejoinder poisoner conce...
JOHN GREEN And then the line was quite but not dead. I almost felt like he was there in my room with me, but in...
JOHN GREEN All salvation is temporary," Augustus shot back. "I bought them a minute. Maybe that's the minute th...
JOHN GREEN There were five others before they got to him. He smiled a little when his turn came. His voice was ...
JOHN GREEN I know so many last words. But I will never know hers.
JOHN GREEN And I wanted to tell her that the pleasure for me wasn't planning or doing or leaving; the pleasure ...
JOHN GREEN Thank you for explaining that my eye cancer isn't going to make me deaf. I feel so fortunate that an...
JOHN GREEN That's why I like you. Do you realize how rare it is to come across a hot girl who creates a adjecti...
JOHN GREEN I’m in love with you, and I know that love is just a shout into the void, and that oblivion is ine...
JOHN GREEN