If I could sew comedy and philosophy together, then I've done a good job. The primary goal is always going to be laughs and the secondary goal is always going to be saying something without it being a lecture.

If I could sew comedy and philosophy together, then I've done a good job. The primary goal is always going to be laughs and the secondary goal is always going to be saying something without it being a lecture. I think it's important to have substance for what you're saying.

If I could be a third of the woman that my mom is and have a third of the strength that she has, then I will have done good by this life.

The staff did a fantastic job of getting everybody out. We did a primary search and a secondary search, as a precaution, but the building was empty,

If I could do theater during the hiatus and then do '30 Rock' in the winter, that would be my ideal job.

My goal at every tournament is to finish top 18. At the end of the year if I could finish every tournament top 18, that would be pretty good.