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If I could have brought four (throwers), I would have scored more points.


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CARL RISCH I kind of figured he would have a big night. If you know Jeff...
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BUDDY POUGH We jumped on them early. I just wish we could have scored some more runs.
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ERIKA MESSAM I wish he would have scored, just for his sake.
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RUTH B I thought if we could have scored then we'd be right in the game. That drive turned on two key plays...
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JOHN FAIRCHILD I have learned to be patient.
YUAN YUAN TAN I have learned that to be with those I like is enough.
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MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. To have more... Be more. Do more. Give more.
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JEFF LINDSAY After a long moment I closed the freezer door. I wanted to lie down and press my cheek against the c...
JEFF LINDSAY But as I have noticed on more than one occaision, life itself is unfair, and there is no complaint d...
JEFF LINDSAY It took me a moment. I blinked, and suddenly it swam into focus and I had to frown very hard to keep...
JEFF LINDSAY It’s an odd term, 'girlfriend,' particularly for grown persons. And in practice it provides an eve...
JEFF LINDSAY Still, it's always nice to be around somebody who thinks I am wonderful. It confirms my low opinion ...
JEFF LINDSAY the faster it ran away from me. And I found myself reasoning that perhaps one more beer would unlock...
JEFF LINDSAY …a cheerful black shadow reared up behind him as he spoke, thundering a happy challenge to my Dark...
JEFF LINDSAY When faced with people who have very limited conversational skills and no apparent desire to cultiva...
JEFF LINDSAY What a terrible thing life can be.
JEFF LINDSAY It really is better to be lucky than to be good.
JEFF LINDSAY It's always me, isn't it? I'm not really a very nice person, but for some reason it's always me that...
JEFF LINDSAY What do you want a clock for?” “To find out what time it is,” I said. “I think that’s the ...
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