If I could get the respect of 14-year-olds, I'm happy. They're the toughest audience.

If I could have half the career of Diane Sawyer, I'd be a happy woman.

Do I exaggerate? Boy, do I, and I'd do it more if I could get away with it.

If I could sing, I wouldn't be a guitarist.

Frankly, if I could get away with not having to perform, I'd be very happy. It's not my favorite thing to do.

If I could live in a cabaret, I would. If I could live in 'Moulin Rouge,' I would.