If he is so smart, how come he is dead?

If he's so smart, how come he's dead?

Do not mourn the dead with the belly

Why it should feel worse to speak ill of the dead than the living I can't imagine.

The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!

Operator, give me the number for 911!