If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near fourty.

If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near fourty.

Don't argue! You cannot win, you cannot beat a woman in a arguement. It's impossble you will not win. Cause men, we are handicapped when it comes to arguing cause we have a need to make sense

If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she's late? Nobody.

A woman doesn't care if she hasn't a stomach, provided she looks as if she hasn't.

A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast.