A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast.

No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves.

A young man is a theory, an old man is a fact.

If you don't learn to laugh at troubles, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old.

For every quarrel a man and wife have before others, they have a hundred when alone.

A woman doesn't care if she hasn't a stomach, provided she looks as if she hasn't.