Jean Shepherd
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I had woven a tapestry of obscenity that as far as I know is still hanging in space over Lake Michig... JEAN SHEPHERD We can think so much about life and take ourselves so seriously; I mean, I like to tell people, '... JANINE SHEPHERD I was born and bred to be a great flirt. CYBILL SHEPHERD SHERRI SHEPHERD ALAN SHEPHERD ALAN SHEPHERD ALAN SHEPHERD ALAN SHEPHERD ALAN SHEPHERD ALAN SHEPHERD ALAN SHEPHERD ALAN SHEPHERD SHERRI SHEPHERD SHEPHERD MEAD ALAN SHEPHERD ASHTON SHEPHERD SHERRI SHEPHERD It's okay to talk about birth, okay - then menstruation. I first started my advocacy for women&#... CYBILL SHEPHERD SHERRI SHEPHERD ASHTON SHEPHERD This is a hard loss. This is a game we should have won. ANNA SHEPHERD We have to come and play hard, and give it our best shot again. ANNA SHEPHERD We did play well in spots, and when we did put passes together we looked pretty good, but clearly, w... ANNA SHEPHERD That showdown with Jamaica should set the trend for our placing. It is going to be tough, but we are... ANNA SHEPHERD When I got home from hospital, and I was in a wheelchair in a plaster body cast, an aeroplane flew o... JANINE SHEPHERD SHERRI SHEPHERD SHERRI SHEPHERD SHERRI SHEPHERD SHERRI SHEPHERD Another step for the Federation, ... Star Trek. BILL SHEPHERD He's really a hard worker. He works his tail off and hopefully he keeps doing that so that we have a... BILL SHEPHERD This is the next chapter in space after a long period of Cold War. We are not competing as we were 3... BILL SHEPHERD When you ride a good rocket ship to orbit, you have a lot to be thankful for. BILL SHEPHERD We're doing very well, actually. Our pre-flight and in-flight experience -- getting good exercise ha... BILL SHEPHERD The most bang for the buck is to dress for the season. BILL SHEPHERD I did miss having a shower, particularly to clean my hair up. But otherwise what we did onboard was ... BILL SHEPHERD I was pretty depressed, ... But we had a couple cups of coffee and thought about it and got up the n... BILL SHEPHERD We have made Alpha come alive, BILL SHEPHERD I really and truly think that my team is not going to feel the pressure because they don't know what... BILL SHEPHERD SHERRI SHEPHERD It may be that the race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong -- but that is the ... CYBILL SHEPHERD Part of the goal was not to spend more resources preparing for trial. We took him off the street. We... CAROLINE SHEPHERD I knew he was going to get jail time on the back end in New York. The main reason for the bulk of hi... CAROLINE SHEPHERD She was a cooperating witness from the beginning. CAROLINE SHEPHERD The main reason for the bulk of his sentence being probation is to get restitution for the victims. CAROLINE SHEPHERD Realistically, I think we accomplished what we hoped to do. He is [now] a convicted felon, his busin... CAROLINE SHEPHERD Do I think she's not equally guilty? No. That is 100 percent a negotiating tactic. CAROLINE SHEPHERD SHERRI SHEPHERD SHERRI SHEPHERD SHERRI SHEPHERD SHERRI SHEPHERD SHERRI SHEPHERD SHERRI SHEPHERD SHERRI SHEPHERD ASHTON SHEPHERD SHERRI SHEPHERD SHERRI SHEPHERD I remember telling her, 'You'd better be careful and hurry back,' ... I don't think they were going ... JUDY SHEPHERD SHERRI SHEPHERD I did many interviews, and went out and talked to many people and went to rallies. It was the same t... CYBILL SHEPHERD It's a great story. Even though we may think we know everything, Martha was not particularly a publi... CYBILL SHEPHERD We have to keep trying things we're not sure we can pull off. If we just do the things we know we ca... CYBILL SHEPHERD I'm learning that, actually, I should say 'thank you' when people use that word, because it's a comp... CYBIL SHEPHERD I would very much like to go on her talk show. Maybe not a cooking show. She's got all the hot greas... CYBILL SHEPHERD SHERRI SHEPHERD I must have amnesia as I can't remember sending a text message to Mr Eriksson. FREDDY SHEPHERD I must have amnesia as I can't remember sending a text message to Mr. Eriksson. I don't even have hi... FREDDY SHEPHERD SHERRI SHEPHERD There is a land called Passive Agresseva, and you are their queen. DEREK SHEPHERD Christmas makes you want to be with people you love. I'm not saying this to hurt you, or because I w... DEREK SHEPHERD SHERRI SHEPHERD The combination of the good people that surround him, with the experience that James Packer's had, m... CRAIG SHEPHERD Gore Vidal has been a friend of mine for years, and he's one of the greatest writers in American... CYBILL SHEPHERD I think the biggest issue for NASA and for the Russian Space Agency and other folks... (is) everybod... BILL SHEPHERD On behalf of the crew on Alpha, I'd like to commend Endeavour and its crew for the tremendous techni... BILL SHEPHERD It's good for us. We're happy to stay one more day. BILL SHEPHERD The farther you get toward the spring, the harder it is to see the big bulls. They form bachelor gro... TRINITY SHEPHERD Imagination is haunted by the swiftness of the creatures that live on the mountain - eagle and pereg... NAN SHEPHERD Alan Shearer is a true professional and is the epitome of all that is good about this terrific game.... FREDDY SHEPHERD I had the serendipity of modeling during a temporary interlude between Twiggy and Kate Moss, when it... CYBIL SHEPHERD I was 25 when I first started playing for Gloucestershire, because my father had insisted I got a pr... DAVID SHEPHERD I just remember that disturbing feeling of walking into that prison, the complete loss of privacy, t... CYBILL SHEPHERD Melvin called me. He has been playing in Iceland. He enjoyed the game last year and wanted to be a p... RANDY SHEPHERD Even with all the lanes open, it will still back up with all the growth in that area. BOB SHEPHERD They have more lane space than they've ever had. BOB SHEPHERD He knows more about the county than anyone I have ever met. BOB SHEPHERD But we're still supportive of our 'skins'. We've improved their platform as well as our own. JOHN SHEPHERD ASHTON SHEPHERD SHERRI SHEPHERD We were technically ready to come home, but we're still going through a lot of details. BILL SHEPHERD Sail her well, ... I am ready to be relieved. BILL SHEPHERD The first expedition on the space station requests permission to take the radio call sign Alpha, BILL SHEPHERD I know my wife is going to be anxious to see me. I'll be happy to get home on time if Captain Wether... BILL SHEPHERD Your policeman are such wonderful hunks. CYBILL SHEPHERD [If you're to believe either unflattering film, Martha isn't funny, witty or much of a pleasure to b... CYBILL SHEPHERD I never thought I'd get a chance to play Martha Stewart again, CYBILL SHEPHERD Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus. CYBILL SHEPHERD SHERRI SHEPHERD The first thing you notice with Steven is what a great shooter he is ? he has unlimited range. But h... STEVE SHEPHERD I wiggled and squirmed in my seat as if I had ants in my pants, but in reality it was merely impatie... A.B. SHEPHERD I think we bring an intensity to the game. We don't mind diving on the floor for loose balls. That's... DARREN SHEPHERD SHERRI SHEPHERD It's hard for women to talk about these things, and for the doctors to really talk about it too,... CYBILL SHEPHERD If they want me, they can get me. EDELL SHEPHERD Our coach tells us all the time, you'd better keep it up because they'll go out and get a vet that m... EDELL SHEPHERD We've got 14 receivers, so you know you're not going to play that much, EDELL SHEPHERD It was just moderately lower than our expectations. With the first-half result, it is clear revenue ... CRAIG SHEPHERD The fact they've turned a low margin operation into a good margin operation demonstrates to me that ... CRAIG SHEPHERD They probably surprised a little bit on the profitability of the Nine Network, which was a good surp... CRAIG SHEPHERD They laid it on the line that the Nine Network would be run for profitability rather than ratings go... CRAIG SHEPHERD That needs to be followed through over the next 18 months. CRAIG SHEPHERD I don't necessarily think the outlook for gaming is inhibited by the TV network, and both can be run... CRAIG SHEPHERD 'Taxi Driver' was one of the happiest moments of my career. CYBILL SHEPHERD The parents enjoy the campus in the spring. The nice weather gives them a chance to look around and ... DANIELLE SHEPHERD There was a large contingent of families with freshmen. It's a great time to get to know the school. DANIELLE SHEPHERD We're all realizing how much work it actually is. We didn't realize the hours that are supposed to b... DANIELLE SHEPHERD I think the measure of your success to a certain extent will be the amount of things written about y... CYBILL SHEPHERD At Home With Cybill. CYBILL SHEPHERD "Your policeman are such wonderful hunks." CYBILL SHEPHERD SHERRI SHEPHERD The (basketball) coaches bring it up a lot, especially when they are putting us through our drills. ... DARREN SHEPHERD We don't give him anything just because he's Armon. We make sure he has to work hard every single da... DARREN SHEPHERD He'll get a little big-headed now and then just like everybody else. He'll put up a couple jump shot... DARREN SHEPHERD We're so eager to get back in the playoffs and make another run. We want to show that we're not just... DARREN SHEPHERD What helps us is that we know what it takes to win. We know you have to work hard in practice day in... DARREN SHEPHERD We were talking the other day about how we haven't lost a league game this whole year. Not too many ... DARREN SHEPHERD SHERRI SHEPHERD SHERRI SHEPHERD We know the fans really wanted Nobby back at Newcastle, and we listened to what they had to say. FREDDY SHEPHERD We promised our supporters that we would sign a top-class striker and we have exceeded every expecta... FREDDY SHEPHERD Bringing Michael to St. James' Park will rank alongside the signing of Alan Shearer as my proudest m... FREDDY SHEPHERD There'll be no hiding behind excuses. FREDDY SHEPHERD There is not much more we can do. We are waiting to hear from Owen and his adviser, FREDDY SHEPHERD He was warned not to do it and he must suffer the consequences. FREDDY SHEPHERD You should only say good things when somebody leaves. Robert has gone - good! FREDDY SHEPHERD It is not about money. It is about a player thinking he is bigger than this club. FREDDY SHEPHERD I didn't want to be known as the man who shot Bambi. FREDDY SHEPHERD A lot of our sewage treatment plants are taking sludge and dumping it in landfills. What we are sayi... GARY SHEPHERD Quite frankly, the conversation around that biogas plant probably started about five years ago when ... GARY SHEPHERD You may have a farm, but sitting next to it you may have a small community. They (new residents) lik... GARY SHEPHERD I guess what we are really looking at doing is how do we take these waste management issues and turn... GARY SHEPHERD You couldn't have written the script. FREDDIE SHEPHERD Glenn and Alan are capable of getting us through to the end of this season. The board won't be hurri... FREDDIE SHEPHERD You should ask the highway authorities why the gritting wasn't done earlier. We can only control wha... FREDDIE SHEPHERD Newcastle girls are all dogs, England is full of them, FREDDIE SHEPHERD We have made our bid and there is not much more we can do, FREDDIE SHEPHERD It?s nothing new seeing the players act ? I get to see that every day. FREDDIE SHEPHERD Sitting outside on a dark night, under the stars, invites confidences amongst people of all ages, an... A.B. SHEPHERD Our town was christened Buyan, after the legend of a Slavic island that appeared, and disappeared, a... A.B. SHEPHERD We let a president sit for eight years, and this is a man that runs the country. He's got eight year... MARK SHEPHERD A happy ending. Huh. I thought that was why we were here. Now. Five hundred years into Earth’s fut... A.B. SHEPHERD This makes a mockery of planning regulations. We feel this is outrageous there is nowhere for the ch... JUDY SHEPHERD He was a very nice guy, funny. Everybody liked Daniel because he was just funny. JUDY SHEPHERD She wanted to graduate early. She had high priorities, and she knew what she wanted. At one time, sh... JUDY SHEPHERD It was a bomb that went well over the fence. JEFF SHEPHERD Kaila probably pitched her best game of the year. JEFF SHEPHERD It seemed like, after we got the lead there, we allowed the game to speed up instead of trying to sl... JEFF SHEPHERD It's nice to have somebody who can put points on the board with one swing. JEFF SHEPHERD She was in control. What can you say, 19 of 21 put outs were strikeouts. JEFF SHEPHERD With all the chocolate companies out there. It is quite an honor to have someone whose entire busine... JEFF SHEPHERD Next thing I know I am getting a call for 250 pounds of them. JEFF SHEPHERD We're finding consumers all over the world are being discouraged by the rising cost of games, confus... RANDY SHEPHERD Life is about opportunities, creating them and embracing them, and for me, that was the Olympic drea... JANINE SHEPHERD It feels funny letting go of some of that stuffit's my life. But if it belongs anywhere, it's this... DAVID SHEPHERD EDWARD SHEPHERD MEAD If this is what it's like for you to love me, then do me a favor, love me less. CRYSTAL DAWN SHEPHERD You never lose by loving, you always lose by holding back. So never hold back cause it could be the ... CRYSTAL DAWN SHEPHERD When you want something you can't have consider that it's still better than having something you don... CRYSTAL DAWN SHEPHERD Experiencing life at a rate of several wtf's a minute... CRYSTAL DAWN SHEPHERD The Gospel is not presented to mankind as an argument about religious principles. Nor is it offered ... MASSEY H. SHEPHERD [Magic] is not mere superstition. It can corrupt people who otherwise carry on their daily duties wi... MASSEY H. SHEPHERD Some people come into our lives & leave footprints on our hearts. Others come into our lives & make ... CRYSTAL DAWN SHEPHERD Tomorrow's a new day,but what if I don't want a new day? CRYSTAL DAWN SHEPHERD I would rather live life lonley then to settle for something other then what I want CRYSTAL DAWN SHEPHERD So many people fall in love with the wrong person, simply b/c the wrong person will often say all th... CRYSTAL DAWN SHEPHERD If you don't risk anything for love then you risk even more. CRYSTAL DAWN SHEPHERD They say out of sight, out of mind...true, but every now and again it comes back and slaps you in th... CRYSTAL DAWN SHEPHERD Sometimes not remembering may be for the better. CRYSTAL DAWN SHEPHERD You handle depression in much the same way you handle a tiger. DR. R. W. SHEPHERD If depression is creeping up and must be faced, learn something about the nature of the beast: You m... DR. R. W. SHEPHERD JEAN COCTEAU JEAN PAUL JEAN INGELOW JEAN GIRAUDOUX JEAN INGELOW My daddy was a minister, my grandfather was a voodoo priest, my uncle was a mason; I was raised with... WYCLEF JEAN JEAN BAUDRILLARD At the end of the day, just know that God made you, so you can be your own individual, and don't... WYCLEF JEAN In my long and difficult and mature life, I have come to learn that the less I know about acting and... JEAN SEBERG JEAN PAUL JEAN CHATZKY JEAN CHATZKY JEAN GIRAUDOUX JEAN CHATZKY JEAN PAUL It would be ugly to watch people poking sticks at a caged rat. 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I've never met an animal I didn't like, and I can't say the same thing about people. 
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I don't worry about numbers. I worry about wins. You can see all the years that my numbers went ... 
An erratum is a correction inserted into a book after publication. It's a nice thing to collect ... 
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A record company used to be a very good thing, but they ended up soul-destroyingly trapping people i... 
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If I write badly about blacks, homosexuals and women, it is because of these who I met were that. Th... 
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You white folks see UFOs in your dreams. You don't hear about Martians in Harlem. 
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I'm a big potato chip girl. I don't like chocolate and cakes and all that, but I have to hav... 
You know, the best thing you can say about a horror film is, 'Don't see it.' 
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I wouldn't mind a little bow. In Japan, they bow. I love it. Only thing I love about Japan. 
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To do our job, we have to take all the resources into account, not just the horses. 
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The moon looks upon many night flowers; the night flowers see but one moon. 
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A poor person who is unhappy is in a better position than a
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