I need a weapon,†Valkyrie muttered.
“You’re an Elemental with a Necromancer ring, trained in
a variety of martial arts by some of the best ï¬ghters in the world,†Skulduggery pointed out. “I’m fairly certain that makes you a weapon.â€
“I mean a weapon you hold. You have a gun, Tanith has a sword... I want a stick.â€
“I’ll buy you a stick for Christmas.
— Derek Landy
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