I've been to many funerals of funny people, and they're some of the funniest days you'll ever have, because the emotions run high.

It's funny how a chubby kid can just be having fun, and people call it entertainment!

I love funny people. I met and became friends with some of the funniest people ever. Gilda Radner, bless her soul; Martin Short; Dave Thomas; Eugene Levy.

Some people say funny things, but I say things funny.

There are a lot of funny people and a lot of unfunny people. Some of them are women and some of them are dudes.

Everyone has at least one story, and each of us is funny if we admit it. You have to admit you're the funniest person you've ever heard of.