I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings.

I mean, I do love clever and witty, but I think that the 'Three Stooges' were geniuses. They'd have to be for their appeal to have lasted this long.

When every high school graduate can spell the word, 'inauguration,' let's put lampshades on our heads and listen to his speeches until Obama's voice gives out.

Once I was gone for a month and I was just miserable, so I flew back from Florida for two hours just to be home and see my cats.

I don't need a holiday or a feast to feel grateful for my children, the sun, the moon, the roof over my head, music, and laughter, but I like to take this time to take the path of thanks less traveled.

The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an ax-murderer.