I'm stupid, I'm ugly, I'm dumb, I smell. Did I mention I'm stupid?


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ALEXANDER SIDDIG
I hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that just say, 'I'm stupid.'
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I talked about becoming stupid, but I've always been stupid. Fortunately I've been just smar...
LARRY WALL
It doesn't bother me that people are stupid. I'm not stupid.
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It's not that I'm stupid. I just don't think sometimes.
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I'm from Hollywood; I'm too dumb to be nervous about New York.
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A lasting architecture has to have roots.
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The biggest misconception people have about me is that I'm stupid.
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And maybe I'm a little smarter now than I was before for all the stupid things I've done.
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It's kind of stupid that people think I'm just partying all the time.
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AMY WINEHOUSE
I'm loyal. I'm real. I'm not afraid to say what I'm thinking.
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I'm not lesbian; I'm not bisexual; I'm not straight. I'm just curious.
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I'm a human being, I'm not a machine. I'm 72. I'm dyslexic.
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I'm 5 foot 7, and I've got pasty white skin. I don't think I'm ugly, don't get m...
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I'm so greedy, I'm hungry, I'm young.
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I'm not happy when I'm writing, but I'm more unhappy when I'm not.
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I'm pro-life. I'm pro-gun. I'm pro-family. And I'm pro-business.
CHARLIE CRIST
I'm not going to put my energy into dunking every time I get the ball. That's stupid.
ANDREW BOGUT
I'm the artist when I'm doing music that I am when I'm acting. I'm everything.
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I know what you're doing, though."

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I'm not a Democrat, I'm not a Republican-I'm an American, I'm a human.
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I'm shy. I'm not sociable. I'm very insecure.
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Because I'm no longer a pop star 24 hours a day, I'm no longer bogged down by the stupid stu...
ROBBIE WILLIAMS
I'm not shy. I'm modest, but I'm very outgoing.
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I'm not a foodie - I'm an eater: I'm hungry.
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I am what I am and the world only makes me better!
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DOUG AITKEN
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I'm older than I'd like and I'm creaky, but I'm doing alright.
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The most promising privacy thing is stupid phones. I'm dumping all my smart phones.
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I'm part Bridget Jones, part Larry David. I'm shy; I'm prude.
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I'm proud of where I'm from. I'm proud of Long Island.
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I'm ridiculous, I'm ludicrous.
LUDACRIS
I'm not hiding who I am anymore - not pretending I'm something I'm not.
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I'm retarded - I mean I'm retired.
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I don't think I'm ugly, but I never thought I was that special.
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I'm fitter than I've ever been, I'm actually very, very healthy and I'm happy.
SHANE WARNE
I love when I'm writing and I'm cringing because I know I'm doing something right.
ZOE CASSAVETES
I can do whatever I want - I'm rich, I'm famous, and I'm bigger than you.
DON JOHNSON
I'm a girly girl. I'm strong, but I'm very timid. Very dainty.
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The Slim Shady LP,
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They call me Superman, Leap tall hoes in a single bound, I'm single now, Got no ring on this finger ...
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But what's this sh*t you said about you like to cut your wrists too?I say that shit just clowning do...
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I'm just a little bit sicker then the average individual I think.
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When I say I'll murder my baby's mother, maybe I wanted to but I didn't. Anybody who takes it litera...
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When I say I'll murder my baby's mother, maybe I wanted to, but I didn't. Anybody who takes it liter...
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I am whatever you say I am; if I wasn't, then why would you say I am.
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To the people I forgot, you weren't on my mind for some reason and you probably don't deserve any th...
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Don’t do drugs, don’t have unprotected sex, don’t be violent. Leave that to me.
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"Sometimes you just gotta let shit go and say to "hell with it" and move on"
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I'm stupid, I'm ugly, I'm dumb, I smell. Did I mention I'm stupid?
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Will Smith don't got to cuss in his raps to sell records - well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too
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Don't do drugs, don't have unprotected sex, don't be violent... leave that to me
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Don’t do drugs, don’t have unprotected sex, don’t be violent. Leave that to me.
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Sometimes you just gotta let shit go and say to "hell with it" and move on
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I suppose it’s old, partner, but the beat goes on,
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Unless you want to fuck me, why do you care what I look like?
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The Real Slim Shady,
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Holy Gigantical Completely Natural Bulges!!!
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These times are so hard, and their getting even harder.
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Sometimes I'm real cool, but sometimes I could be a real asshole. I think everyone is like that.
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Whoever likes my stuff, likes my stuff. But just know Slim Shady is hip
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You can do anything you set your mind to, man.
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That's why we seize the moment try to freeze it and own it, squeeze it and hold it.
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I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off.
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Love, when spelled backwards and read phonetically, reads evil
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I have the right to remain violente. Everything I say can and will be used against you.
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To know I chose my own fate I drove through the fork in the road and went straight.
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I might talk about killing people, but that doesn't mean I do it.
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