The Dumb Don't Know They're Dumb. (2/2012)


Rush Limbaugh

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I think war is a dangerous place.
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They misunderestimated me.
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No one will grieve because your lips are dumb.
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This is such a gift.
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It just embarrasses me that Republicans are leading the effort, and it's just pure election-year pol...
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Drug use, some might say, is destroying this country. And we have laws against selling drugs, pushin...
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Do you think if there was any real evidence, we would have reached a settlement?
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It is now officially at an end.
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basically a bunch of miserable, angry people exploiting death.
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You want at least 5% of the population being serious. That five, 6% of the population carries the re...
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I'm pro-choice. But I hope that choice will be life.
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I'm whispering so that the media doesn't hear me.
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When a poll is really, really out of whack with what I want to happen, I do have a tendency to disre...
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The Founding Fathers are not just some people that happened to get mad a long time ago and want thei...
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The press has met their Waterloo, and it's Obama.
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Will some reporter, or some Republican on the Sunday shows, please ask why tax cuts raid the non-exi...
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He's one fry short of a Happy Meal.
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The Democrats can engage in the most reprehensible, mean-spirited, vile, vicious verbal attacks know...
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The public school system doesn't get everybody. Every generation has its rebels.
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So what is so strange about saying I want Barack Obama to fail if his mission is to reconstruct and ...
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I wonder if liberal kids call liberal talk shows and ask how to get along in a conservative teacher&...
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I will be the first to admit that getting votes and getting an audience are two different things. Fo...
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This is no different than what happens at the Skull and Bones initiation and we're going to ruin peo...
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Scandals never stop an administration unless the media wants them to stop an administration, which m...
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There's a simple way to solve the crime problem: obey the law; punish those who do not.
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To somebody like Obama, substantive opposition is not tolerable. The objective is to eliminate all o...
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