I'm not the type to get ulcers. I give them.

I don't have ulcers; I give them.

I ain't the ulcer type, but I'm always worrying about something

You don't get ulcers from what you eat. You get them from what's eating you.

Twelve years ago, if someone attacked me, I wouldn't let them get away with it. I'd take them on. I now perceive my job to include allowing people to vent their rage.

Whenever I leave Manhattan, I get the bends!