I'm currently in an interesting correspondence with a nun about forgiveness.

However light-hearted you try to be about it, the loss of youth, and everything that goes with it, is quite a trauma.

The good thing about getting older is that, as you become less attractive, so you have less desire to go out and conquer everyone you see.

A lot of gay men have a lot of sex. That's what we do. But I've stopped all that-the revolving door into my bedroom. Promiscuity. That was of its day, really.

Rodents can come across as being quite vacant in the personality stakes.

The bullying was hideous and relentless, and we turned it round by making ourselves celebrities.