However light-hearted you try to be about it, the loss of youth, and everything that goes with it, is quite a trauma.

Rodents can come across as being quite vacant in the personality stakes.

I'm currently in an interesting correspondence with a nun about forgiveness.

The good thing about getting older is that, as you become less attractive, so you have less desire to go out and conquer everyone you see.

A lot of gay men have a lot of sex. That's what we do. But I've stopped all that-the revolving door into my bedroom. Promiscuity. That was of its day, really.

The bullying was hideous and relentless, and we turned it round by making ourselves celebrities.