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Jon Groth quote: "I would have taken some of those 15 runs or 23 hits in Game 1 or 2, but unfortunately it doesn't work that way."

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I would have taken some of those 15 runs or 23 hits in Game 1 or 2, but unfortunately it doesn't work that way.


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Some people think we're adrift without any guidelines. I don't. I think we've had instru...
JON VOIGHT
I would still rather be in Silicon Alley. I like the West Coast also, but it's sort of fragmente...
JON ORINGER
I am a huge admirer of Franklin Roosevelt's, and I believe social security has done untold good ...
JON MEACHAM
Among the many problems with taking the Bible literally is it reduces the most mysterious and comple...
JON MEACHAM
Goats are the cable talk show panelists of the animal world, ready at a moment's notice to inter...
JON KATZ
One wonders whether the Obama re-election campaign may be on the right track as it seeks to apply th...
JON MEACHAM
'Sing It Again Rod' touches all the solo bases since Stewart's departure from the Jeff B...
JON LANDAU
I like hearing fiddles, steel guitar, acoustics up loud - really rock & roll stuff but with a co...
JON PARDI
If a person is homosexual by nature - that is, if one's sexuality is as intrinsic a part of one&...
JON MEACHAM
I'm thrilled to be asked to host the Academy Awards for the second time because, as they say, th...
JON STEWART
If I were in a situation where I had to meet a pack of wolves and my family is with me, I'm goin...
JON SEDA
I like San Francisco, but I don't think I'd want to work in Palo Alto. It seems like a prett...
JON ORINGER
When I went to Everest, I underestimated things. I just didn't know what altitude could do. Or t...
JON KRAKAUER
With tens of thousands of patients dying every year from preventable medical errors, it is imperativ...
JON PORTER
Some people say that their pets will tell them when it's time to go. I don't believe that. N...
JON KATZ
A border collie named Orson inspired me to buy a 110-acre farm with four barns and a sheep. That led...
JON KATZ
If you're going to love animals and have a life with them, the odds are you're going to lose...
JON KATZ
Some rescue groups are highly organized, experienced, well-funded, nearly professional. Others are s...
JON KATZ
It's easy to see why dog rescue is a mushrooming culture. Turning a troubled person's life a...
JON KATZ
Lifetime dogs intersect with our lives with particular impact; they're dogs we love in especiall...
JON KATZ
Most Americans acquire dogs impulsively and for dubious reasons: as a Christmas gift for the kids. B...
JON KATZ
There is no evidence that an animal can take on the sophisticated task of deciding to end his life a...
JON KATZ
When I wrote about media and technology, I had a lot of lonely, even intimate book talks. Since writ...
JON KATZ
I'm one of those people who has always struggled with emotions and revealing them. When my dog O...
JON KATZ
Kids leave us and go off on their own lives. Family members tell us what they think of us. Animals c...
JON KATZ
When an animal dies, it gives you the chance to love another animal. That's an insightful and pr...
JON KATZ
It is possible to take something beautiful and lasting out of the heart-wrenching experience of seei...
JON KATZ
A good breeder or experienced rescue agency wants you to prove that you'll be a capable caretake...
JON KATZ
Taking responsibility and having faith in your own judgment will help you make good choices and deci...
JON KATZ
When you write about animals, of course, you are really writing about the people who love and live w...
JON KATZ
The Perfect Dog is an enticing fantasy pooch. It's the dog that instantly learns to pee outdoors...
JON KATZ
Dogs and other animals - goats, donkeys, cows, a grumpy rooster - continue to change my writing life...
JON KATZ
My goats are not contemplative, accepting, or introspective. They are the Greek chorus of my farm, s...
JON KATZ
There is no evidence that dogs have the kind of complex emotional lives and value systems that we do...
JON KATZ
I'm always happy when people choose to get another dog because it's a healthy and healing th...
JON KATZ
I think of animals more as spirits that come and go. They enter our lives at a particular time and t...
JON KATZ
It's important to remember that the animals are not grieving with us. They're very accepting...
JON KATZ
Why is it that if you take advantage of a corporate tax break you're a smart businessman, but if...
JON STEWART
The two biggest things that translate from the pitching mound to hunting and fishing are patience an...
JON LESTER
One gets the impression that Elvis Presley does what his business advisors think will be most profit...
JON LANDAU
The best thing is to go public only when you're absolutely sure that's the right move for th...
JON ORINGER
That's the fun of going to a high school reunion: it's seeing the people who you were close ...
JON HURWITZ
Presently, the Commission for Commemorating 350 Years of American Jewish History has been brought ab...
JON PORTER
There is a lack of talent in technology, and we need to be encouraging kids in school to learn how t...
JON ORINGER
Animals have come to mean so much in our lives. We live in a fragmented and disconnected culture. Po...
JON KATZ
I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house...
JON STEWART
When you get together with childhood friends, for example, there's an intimacy that you instantl...
JON TENNEY
The Rolling Stones have been the best of all possible worlds: they have the lack of pretension and s...
JON LANDAU
I'm just thankful I'm surrounded by good people.
JON PARDI
Expand the definition of 'reading' to include non-fiction, humor, graphic novels, magazines,...
JON SCIESZKA
Given that religious faith is an intrinsic element of human experience, it is best to approach and e...
JON MEACHAM
Having a college degree gave me the opportunity to be... well-rounded. Also, the people I met at the...
JON SECADA
I'm a funny guy. You've got to be able to make fun of yourself. We only live once.
JON PARDI
First of all, this whole idea of this one percent versus the 99 percent, it's a false statistic....
JON LOVITZ
If heaven is understood more as God's space on earth than as an ethereal region apart from the e...
JON MEACHAM
Gallien cứ băn khoăn không hiểu liệu có phải anh đã nhặt ở cuối bang thứ bốn...
JON KRAKAUER
Ten years of character development affords you a lot. You get a chance to dig deeper and deeper and ...
JON TENNEY
Bob Dylan may be the Charlie Chaplin of rock n' roll. Both men are regarded as geniuses by their...
JON LANDAU
It didn't matter that Charlie Chaplin may not have been a great director or a great anything els...
JON LANDAU
I held top-secret security clearance.
JON OSSOFF
I don't view any of the hits I've ever written as the climax of my career. They're just ...
JON BELLION
I worked on Capitol Hill for five years, and I saw how things work and how they do not. I saw the pa...
JON OSSOFF
It would be great if politics were fact-based, but it is not, and it is surely not nuance-based. Wha...
JON MEACHAM
I do not believe 'Newsweek' is the only catcher in the rye between democracy and ignorance, ...
JON MEACHAM
We played Carnegie Hall, and that was one time where I felt... Carnegie Hall as a legendary, very ve...
JON BATISTE
It would be wonderful if the public sector were always great, or always terrible; or if the private ...
JON MEACHAM
If you look at the mythology of aliens, there's a lot about gold. It's about them coming for...
JON FAVREAU
We've come from the same history - 2000 years of persecution - we've just expressed our sufferings d...
JON STEWART
An unexamined faith is not worth having, for fundamentalism and uncritical certitude entail the reje...
JON MEACHAM
Everybody goes to clinics, to hospitals, to doctors, and so on. Some people go to Planned Parenthood...
JON KYL
I don't have the identity of any of them. I only had the nicks that they used on Internet Relay ...
JON JOHANSEN
I know when I started I would have been happy to sound like the Beatles or Joe Tex or whoever. You w...
JON ANDERSON
Greed, envy, sloth, pride and gluttony: these are not vices anymore. No, these are marketing tools. ...
JON FOREMAN
I was much crazier than I had imagined. Or maybe it was a bad idea to read DSM-IV when you're not a ...
JON RONSON
The DSM-IV-TR is a 943-page textbook published by the American Psychiatric Association that sells fo...
JON RONSON
I would say television is a focus, and expanding our channel platform is a focus. As for buying libr...
JON FELTHEIMER
I've had a lot of crappy jobs, but one of my favorites was working as a commercial fisherman in ...
JON KRAKAUER
Anybody can be going from being broke to being wealthy, as I did.
JON LOVITZ
The decisions you make affect a lot of people. You have investors, employees, and customers who all ...
JON ORINGER
There's definitely evidence that capitalism at its most ruthless rewards psychopathic behavior. ...
JON RONSON
Bites are usually not random attacks by strays. The great majority of biting dogs belong to a family...
JON KATZ
I've always liked Atlanta. And not just for the strip clubs, but the shopping and the food.
JON STEWART
Heaven, for me, is one focused project - it's like a weird form of autism.
JON KRAKAUER
For years, I was watching other people have so much fun playing out their version of authorship, lik...
JON FAVREAU
The problem for those who assert biblical authority in support of traditional definitions of marriag...
JON MEACHAM
Justified or not, the Supreme Court has a kind of sacred status in American life. For whatever reaso...
JON MEACHAM
Under current law volunteers who are not working with an official nonprofit organization are not cov...
JON PORTER
The real truth is that the Obama administration is professional at bullying, as we have witnessed wi...
JON VOIGHT
Between the theme parks and the movies, the Disney iconography was probably the first set of archety...
JON FAVREAU
To ensure we are meeting the demands of existing customers while also attracting new users, we remai...
JON ORINGER

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