Phil Hartman quote: "I worked at first in a music store, and soon enough found myself hanging out with people like Patti Smith and Tom Verlaine [singer from 70s punk-band Television]."

I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear...
PHIL HARTMAN

'Blasto' is a new game for Sony Playstation. It's an awesome three-dimensional game, and...
PHIL HARTMAN

I could do John Wayne, Jack Benny, Jack Kennedy, Lyndon Johnson and entertain my friends. But I neve...
PHIL HARTMAN

One of the remarkable things about my career is that it has been marked by steady, incremental progr...
PHIL HARTMAN

As an actor, I felt I couldn't compete. I wasn't as cute as the leading man; I wasn't as...
PHIL HARTMAN

I think my most famous was 'Poco's Legend.' It's a white album with a simple line dr...
PHIL HARTMAN

A master sergeant in the Army is in danger of losing his lavish lifestyle when a Pentagon official t...
PHIL HARTMAN

I got my uniform and my belts and I wanted to learn how to salute.
PHIL HARTMAN

What we can do is try to encourage the idea that the East Village is as much a place as a state of m...
PHIL HARTMAN

He was eager to serve his country,
PHIL HARTMAN

I recently made a list of all the characters and voices I've done. It came to 99,
PHIL HARTMAN

It was literally a situation where you felt the most unbridled glory and the most excruciating emoti...
PHIL HARTMAN

It's a monumental day, that's for sure.
PHIL HARTMAN

For the first time in 19 years we'll be able to perform on our own stage instead of some place else.
PHIL HARTMAN

We were doing tape backups. But with the hurricanes, we started to think about what would happen if ...
PHIL HARTMAN

The chief would tell him, 'We certainly do. You get your butt back here safely.'
PHIL HARTMAN

Howl has certainly proved that the East Village sense of community has survived intact,
PHIL HARTMAN

I should have been a general a long time ago instead of shining a seat with my ass in Washington D.C...
PHIL HARTMAN

Wonderful Canadian family who gave me free Canadian Scotch daily,
PHIL HARTMAN

I've succeeded beyond my wildest dreams - financially and the amount of fun I have in my life.
PHIL HARTMAN

I think there's a notion in our society, and it may be valid, that people aren't as funny wh...
PHIL HARTMAN

My brothers and sisters and I spoke in a language called Egg Latin. In the early '50s in Canada,...
PHIL HARTMAN

I just work hard and do what I need to do for the team. I work a lot on hitting 3-point shots and an...
ALAINA HARTMAN

They said I would probably hit it this year. I didn't want to know how many points I had because of ...
ALAINA HARTMAN

I said I wouldn't get nervous and then I found out two weeks ago that I still had 18 points left. Ev...
ALAINA HARTMAN

Coach Joyce started to run practices and he knew what he was doing. He got us to be real intense. I ...
ALAINA HARTMAN

I'm really proud of the school for the past four years. This program used to be a joke until coach J...
ALAINA HARTMAN

It was really surreal. I had some family members there. I felt like I got the monkey off my back and...
ALAINA HARTMAN

They had a banner with names of people who scored 1,000 points. I never imagined that I would be doi...
ALAINA HARTMAN

I hit one foul shot and they stopped the game. They gave me the game ball. Then they took the ball a...
ALAINA HARTMAN

I want the word on the street to be Green Bay is on to us, and if you go there they're going to be o...
ANN HARTMAN

We don't want anything worse than we've already gotten.
ANN HARTMAN

It's the walking down the middle of the street en masse, it's just hanging out on the corners, it's ...
ANN HARTMAN

Burglary, disturbance, oh, does that surprise me? No. No, it does not surprise me. That's a very hig...
ANN HARTMAN

We have a feeling there's a tidal wave on the way. Apparently we are not the only ones who feel that...
ANN HARTMAN

That's quite a lot of job candidates hitting the market. It depends on what the timing is going to b...
BARBARA HARTMAN

Hiring continues to be extremely strong.
BARBARA HARTMAN

That's full employment. Lee County continues to be one of the healthiest economies in the state.
BARBARA HARTMAN

With those two new shopping centers in south Lee County, there is a lot of recruitment in the retail...
BARBARA HARTMAN

Success always comes when preparation meets opportunity
HENRY HARTMAN

We've just lived through at least 27 minutes of high anxiety. The nail-biting is finally over but my...
COLLEEN HARTMAN

Many companies have been attacked and never knew about it. That's why local businesses are taking pr...
ALLEN HARTMAN

With all the families we have coming, we've always been squeezed.
DAVE HARTMAN

I think that is a terrible loss for Cleveland County because Copeland was such a wonderful place to ...
ALLEN HARTMAN

More attacks are coming from disgruntled employees and internal hobby hackers than from the Internet...
ALLEN HARTMAN

What we know about Pluto could be printed on the back of a postage stamp. The textbooks will be rewr...
COLLEEN HARTMAN

Right now, what we know about Pluto could be written on the back of a postage stamp. After this miss...
COLLEEN HARTMAN

What we know about Pluto today could fit on the back of a postage stamp. The textbooks will be rewri...
COLLEEN HARTMAN

We finally took the lead and then Randy goes out and what do we do? We walk one and we hit one. Righ...
CHUCK HARTMAN

The unemployment rate is holding at the lowest rate I've seen in years. These are phenomenal times a...
BARBARA HARTMAN

It's a job seekers market now. The job growth rate in Lee County for the statistical area was the hi...
BARBARA HARTMAN

It's starting to get to that one point where it's ceasing to be a little fun, and I've always said t...
CHUCK HARTMAN

That just broke our hearts. It broke our spirits and we've got to regroup.
CHUCK HARTMAN

He's got a good arm; he can throw in the 90s. He was nervous and tight. He didn't pitch, he threw.
CHUCK HARTMAN

(Picking up wins) would be great for us in the big picture. A win we could steal would put us in gre...
CHUCK HARTMAN

This, in essence, is a halftime report with a 0-0 score.
BARRIE HARTMAN

They are violating university regulations. The field was posted with 'No trespassing' (signs) and th...
BARRIE HARTMAN

We will pay for those who have made the positive identification and the person is successfully prose...
BARRIE HARTMAN

They are being referred to (the university's office of) judicial affairs.
BARRIE HARTMAN

We've received literally hundreds of calls from people. We didn't expect this kind of response.
BARRIE HARTMAN

We do not approve, we do not like this event and we do not like the image of the school that it show...
BARRIE HARTMAN

The reason we didn't announce this is because it's against the rules. But he brought it up.
BARRIE HARTMAN

The law didn't allow them to use the databases the way they were using them. It's not that we are wa...
BARRIE HARTMAN

The message is loud and clear. They are still our students no matter where they live.
BARRIE HARTMAN

I didn't schedule any new roads for paving. There's nothing scheduled for maintenance sealing either...
WANDA HARTMAN

It's the fastest spacecraft ever launched. It will get to the Moon in nine hours?it will get to Jupi...
COLLEEN HARTMAN

The truth may not be told. Here is an acceptable lie.
RACHEL HARTMAN

That second goal was just a lot of grinding. Our line grinds it out game in and game out, and it was...
MATT HARTMAN

I just threw it on the net and it happened to find its way in.
MATT HARTMAN

This is a great milestone to have accomplished, but it's just one of many milestones before we can o...
COLLEEN HARTMAN

It's hard to tell the cost because everything is still underwater.
ROB HARTMAN

I think we were jumping at the plate a little bit. We were chasing some bad pitches and just weren't...
EARL HARTMAN

Galileo is one of the most successful outer worlds missions that the Earth has ever launched. This s...
COLLEEN HARTMAN

We had a very gut-wrenching decision. We thought at the time that there was too much risk to go forw...
COLLEEN HARTMAN

What we had here was a very gut-wrenching decision and significant management and technical hurdles ...
COLLEEN HARTMAN

We had a very gut-wrenching decision and significant management and technical problems to overcome.
COLLEEN HARTMAN

We avoided anything that would smell like a confrontation.
BARRIE HARTMAN

I was drawn to his aloofness, the way cats gravitate toward people who’d rather avoid them.
RACHEL HARTMAN

Receiving the Quality Service Award allows me to demonstrate even further to my clients that my comm...
BOB HARTMAN

Century 21 Nelson Real Estate not only provides its clients with knowledge and advice related to the...
BOB HARTMAN

This is the first time we've been here. We've been looking around admiring the theatre - it's beauti...
BOB HARTMAN

More insomniacs!' cried the doctor. 'Come in, come in".
RACHEL HARTMAN

It can be anything that gives them a sense of control, ... A lot of performance is mind over matter,...
HENRY HARTMAN

I think it's fair to say that over the course of the Bush presidency, if Dick Cheney had had his way...
ROME HARTMAN

After the review period, Congress can vote to disapprove of the deal, but [the bill] doesn't say whe...
PRESTON HARTMAN

The more domains there are, the more headaches I have.
STEVEN HARTMAN

He's the anchor of our lineup. I think he's going to have a strong year.
BRIAN HARTMAN

We've moved guys around quite a bit to get our best nine guys in the lineup.
BRIAN HARTMAN

He hits locations. He has pinpoint control. He'll hit the outside corner or inside corner, whatever ...
BRIAN HARTMAN

No, I'll be OK with my two sweatshirts.
CARLY HARTMAN

It is not a human right. It is not one of the inalienable rights that I should have a gun capable of...
DAVID HARTMAN

We probably would have been able to work all day on the field to get it ready, but the forecast on t...
DON HARTMAN

We are very young. But we have a talented bunch of ballplayers.
DON HARTMAN

With the caliber of teams in this conference, every game is a playoff game. It was a huge win for us...
DON HARTMAN

At the same time, what they discharged into the river was highly polluted.
DOROTHY HARTMAN

We interviewed residents, pastors and people active in various groups within the borough. One of big...
DOROTHY HARTMAN

It's been several years since we've had this widespread of flooding, and we're not done.
ROB HARTMAN

For the merest moment I couldn't breathe. Something inside me quivered, some oud string plucked by h...
RACHEL HARTMAN

[IR] is a tool that may be useful, and I'm curious about it. But I don't do it myself. The volume of...
DAVE HARTMAN

... And let God work on you in your journey in life.
DAVE HARTMAN

Kids are capable of handling a lot more than you think if you are willing to commit some time.
DAVID HARTMAN

It's a real challenge because, at 6 and 7, these kids may not even know which side to line up on. It...
DAVID HARTMAN

I want to set up divisions at each level for the playoffs.
DAVID HARTMAN

Certainly, we didn't have the crowds we would have had if we'd had weather like last year. This year...
DAVID HARTMAN

I would be negligent if I didn't remind folks that there are still so many challenges ahead of us.
COLLEEN HARTMAN

It's clear we learned from our mistakes.
COLLEEN HARTMAN

It's going to be a very exciting year.
COLLEEN HARTMAN

Everything we know about Pluto could basically fit on a postcard. We are truly going to a new fronti...
COLLEEN HARTMAN

How did you merit so much devotion so quickly?' I asked, making no attempt to keep the sarcasm from ...
RACHEL HARTMAN

Mladic is within the reach of the government in Belgrade and we cannot wait anymore for him to surre...
FLORENCE HARTMAN

The two issues [the death of Milosevic and the arrest of Mladic and Karadzic] are not connected. We ...
FLORENCE HARTMAN

She was wrestling at 112 early in the season. She's only lost to kids who've been to the state tourn...
GLENN HARTMAN

She has pink shoe strings, but she's one of the guys for the most part. People want to come watch he...
GLENN HARTMAN

I thought we had good pitching, we just got stuck in that second inning.
EARL HARTMAN

All Saints really hit the ball well on us. They have a solid lineup top-to-bottom and they were very...
EARL HARTMAN

It was disappointing. (All Saints) is a good team and they are where we would ideally like to get, b...
EARL HARTMAN

I've been trying to get them here for the past 12 years. It's going to be the best parade we've ever...
ERNIE HARTMAN

We didn't even think they were going to have Mardi Gras this year, and this is our way of showing su...
ERNIE HARTMAN

Metaphor is awkward, but emotion, by its nature, leaves you no more scalable approach.
RACHEL HARTMAN

An aged monk led me to the infirmary. "He's got the place to himself. Once the other invalids learne...
RACHEL HARTMAN

My own survival required me to counterbalance interesting with invisible.
RACHEL HARTMAN

But are you finding monastic history a very compelling reason to live?"
"I'm not human," he sai...
RACHEL HARTMAN

We are urging our citizens to limit calls to just those that involve law enforcement response. We wa...
JAMES HARTMAN

We don't have details on how to apply for FEMA assistance or how to contact the Red Cross or the Arm...
JAMES HARTMAN

We are urging our citizens to limit calls to just those that involve law enforcement response,
JAMES HARTMAN

This legislation would be extraordinarily helpful in maintaining our system and would be helpful for...
JAMES HARTMAN

Crime has been blessedly low,
JAMES HARTMAN

We fortunately never lost our radio communication.
JAMES HARTMAN

We have no electricity, no public water that is safe to drink, and no telephones in most areas.
JAMES HARTMAN

Cleco has 2,000 miles of lines in the parish
JAMES HARTMAN

There've been a lot of people asking for honest budget numbers, ... Today, we have those honest numb...
JAMES HARTMAN

We have now approximately 90 National Guard troops in the parish. They've been a tremendous help.
JAMES HARTMAN

Orma moved a pile of books off a stool for me but seated himself directly on another stack. This hab...
RACHEL HARTMAN

Sir James waved a gnarled hand. "They're nothing but feral file clerks, dragons. They used to alphab...
RACHEL HARTMAN

He looked up at the reddening sky and said with a self-deprecating laugh, "You put me to shame, Sera...
RACHEL HARTMAN

Deficits. Most people of knowledge say it's the biggest single problem facing the economic free ...
DAVID HARTMAN

It would have been easy after last week (a 28-24 loss to Division V's No. 2 ranked Columbus Ready), ...
LEN HARTMAN

Our kids played with heart and believed in themselves.
LEN HARTMAN

Overall, the event was a great success. The Isla Vista community enjoyed the festivities, bands and ...
LAUREN HARTMAN

We are hoping to make people aware of environmental issues while also being entertained outdoors wit...
LAUREN HARTMAN

I'm glad we don't have the smell of meat in our house anymore.
JOE HARTMAN

I can't make a comment on something I don't know about. This pub is the hub. If you don't hear about...
JOE HARTMAN

It's just bare ground, a few yucca plants, fence posts and so forth. That is the only thing holding ...
JOE HARTMAN

We hadn't faced a lot of teams that pressured us and picked us up at half court.
JOSH HARTMAN

The kids played really well defensively the entire game. I'm proud of their defensive effort. Offens...
JOSH HARTMAN

I think the shots that we took were good shots. We made sure we didn't force anything as well. I thi...
JOSH HARTMAN

We got up early and played good defense. I think we frustrated them a little bit.
JOSH HARTMAN

We're seeing the light at the end of the tunnel here in Northern California.
ROB HARTMAN

Suicide is the remedy of pain
MATT HARTMAN

She's a total game changer. The thing that really sets her apart, the big reason that everybody watc...
ROME HARTMAN

The funny thing is 99 percent of the responses we've gotten have all been congratulatory or offers t...
SCOTT HARTMAN

If you are worshipping false gods—such as football, baseball, gold, tennis, or money or technology...
HARTMAN RECTOR, JR.

It is unacceptable to subject Americans in Moscow to any substance that is not present in the genera...
ARTHUR A. HARTMAN

Self-esteem is different than conceit. Conceit is the weirdest disease in the world. It makes everyo...
HARTMAN RECTOR JR.

The architectural profession gave the public 50 years of modern architecture and the public's respon...
GEORGE E. HARTMAN

Self-esteem is different than conceit. Conceit is the weirdest disease in the world. It makes everyo...
HARTMAN RECTOR, JR.

It won't be long before my ship comes in
LISA HARTMAN-BLACK

I think the most important thing about coaching is that you have to have a sense of confidence about...
PHIL JACKSON

The object of golf is not just to win. It is to play like a gentleman, and win.
PHIL MICKELSON

At least in my life, I cannot hold onto grudges. It's a waste of energy, a waste of time.
PHIL ANSELMO

When I was a kid doing television, they'd stick a leather jacket on me, and I would be the thug.
PHIL DANIELS

If your neighbor has a completely different view on abortion, gay marriage, stem cell research, all ...
PHIL MCGRAW

My message is to get human beings to love God, love their neighbor and for the life of me I just don...
PHIL ROBERTSON

Eighty percent of all choices are based on fear. Most people don't choose what they want; they c...
PHIL MCGRAW

I prefer black music in general.
PHIL COLLINS

Successful people breed success.
PHIL CROSBY

The NBA has made a real issue about really making these superstars the premium that everybody wants ...
PHIL JACKSON

If you simply put your faith in Jesus coming down in flesh, through a human being, God becoming fles...
PHIL ROBERTSON

There are a lot of things you can say about the Bush tax cuts, but you can't say they didn't...
PHIL GRAMM

At the end of the day, every member of the conservative movement, from our political commentators an...
PHIL GINGREY

Everything is blurred on what's right and what's wrong. Sin becomes fine. Start with homosex...
PHIL ROBERTSON

I'm dealing in rock'n'roll. I'm, like, I'm not a bona fide human being.
PHIL SPECTOR

Now, my body fat runs around 18 percent, which is normal and, you know, kind of in the middle of nor...
PHIL MCGRAW

I was proud of the waves I had made, but wondered how many boats I was supposed to rock.
PHIL DONAHUE

Quite frankly, I think nothing could do more to immediately bolster national security then enabling ...
PHIL GRAMM

La Paz, Bolivia, is the most extraordinary city.
PHIL KEOGHAN

We try to stay as open-minded about casting as possible. When you're getting things down on pape...
PHIL LORD

The border patrol gave us a list of the diseases that they're concerned about, and Ebola was one...
PHIL GINGREY

The path of least resistance is the path of the loser.
PHIL WELTMAN

I've been embarrassing myself since about birth.
PHIL LESTER

If you're insulting people on the internet, you must be ugly on the inside.
PHIL LESTER

The system loves resistance. Resistance is often creative and it feeds on creativity until the subve...
PHIL HINE

I find it unusual that it is more socially acceptable to complain about what you have than it is to ...
PHIL LOUT

The genius of the American system is that we have created extraordinary results from plain old ordin...
PHIL GRAMM

An accent mark, perhaps, instead of a whole western accent -- a point of punctuation rather than a u...
PHIL PATTON

The world is in your hands, now use it.
PHIL COLLINS

If luck weren't involved, I'd win every tournament!
PHIL HELLMUTH

Whenever I see an ambulance, I like to think there is a baby being born, rather than a death.
PHIL LESTER

Winning is important to me, but what brings me real joy is the experience of being fully engaged in ...
PHIL JACKSON

Play by the rules, but be ferocious.
PHIL KNIGHT

In 2012, a hamburger cost Amtrak $16.15, with riders paying $9.50. This means that we, the taxpayers...
PHIL GINGREY

Praising the Lord and passing the ammunition are mutually exclusive ideas.
PHIL DONAHUE

My kids and I sometimes will just sit in my office and talk about what the world was like 68 million...
PHIL MICKELSON

You need pencil miles to be a great artist, animator, or filmmaker, and the sooner you start making ...
PHIL LORD

We're trying to infuse a little good into the American culture. Love God, love your neighbor, hu...
PHIL ROBERTSON

You're not supposed to risk your life just for the physical safety of American citizens - you...
PHIL KLAY

Airlines are interesting. They not only favor celebrities, they court them.
PHIL DONAHUE

When I go on Japanese Airlines, I really love it because I like Japanese food.
PHIL COLLINS

Responsibility and accountability is a big part of being in the military.
PHIL KLAY

We wanted Nike to be the world's best sports and fitness company. Once you say that, you have a ...
PHIL KNIGHT

I worked at first in a music store, and soon enough found myself hanging out with people like Patti Smith and Tom Verlaine [singer from 70s punk-band Television].

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I worked at first in a music store, and soon enough found myself hanging out with people like Patti Smith and Tom Verlaine [singer from 70s punk-band Television].

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