I went from such a testosterone-driven show to the exact opposite, because 'Friends With Better Lives' is run by the ladies. I imagine it's close to what being married feels like.


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Life is a maze in which we take the wrong turn before we have learnt to walk.
CYRIL CONNOLLY
Papa has not misled any client, manipulated any record, or covered up anything.
MICHAEL CONNOLLY
I don't believe in angels, no. But I do have a wee parking angel. It's on my dashboard and y...
BILLY CONNOLLY
What is good for you creatively is usually bad commercially. You thrive financially by sticking to a...
JOHN CONNOLLY
Imprisoned in every fat man a thin man is wildly signaling to be let out.
CYRIL CONNOLLY
The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the sam...
BILLY CONNOLLY
We've been on the other side of that last year against Mohawk. It's a kick in the tail.
CHRIS CONNOLLY
He's just worked his tail off. He was everywhere tonight.
SEAN CONNOLLY
A life based on reason will always require to be balanced by an occasional bout of violent and irrat...
CYRIL CONNOLLY
Imagination equals nostalgia for the past, the absent; it is the liquid solution in which art develo...
CYRIL CONNOLLY
I've always liked it here. Part of me is Irish. . . . My family comes from the west coast, so whenev...
BILLY CONNOLLY
Being shot at for years by men of a particular nationality will tend to impact negatively upon one�...
JOHN CONNOLLY
When we have ceased to love the stench of the human animal, either in others or in ourselves, then a...
CYRIL CONNOLLY
I don't believe in angels and I have trouble with the whole God thing. I don't want to say I don't b...
BILLY CONNOLLY
My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo.
BILLY CONNOLLY
The human race has been set up. Someone, somewhere, is playing a practical joke on us. Apparently, w...
BILLY CONNOLLY
I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.
BILLY CONNOLLY
It seems to me that Islam and Christianity and Judaism all have the same god, and he's telling t...
BILLY CONNOLLY
The desire to be a politician should bar you for life from ever becoming one.”
"Don't vote. I...
BILLY CONNOLLY
I feel terrible. I'd like to get out. I'm done with the army. I want to move on. My commitment was u...
JAMES CONNOLLY
What we have now is a university town grafted onto a declining industrial city. The standard of livi...
JAMES CONNOLLY
The other side of the coin is that we had a terrific win against Adelaide, and every player deserve ...
CHRIS CONNOLLY
I don't understand art-speak. My pictures are big doodles. I'm amazed what people come up wi...
BILLY CONNOLLY
It would be well to realize that the talk of ‘humane methods of warfare’, of the ‘rules of civ...
JAMES CONNOLLY
I think he'll go very well in rugby, I think he'll be sensational in rugby and he'll have a great fu...
JOHN CONNOLLY
If that had occurred in the city of Manchester, or in the city of Normandy when I was chief, it woul...
JOHN CONNOLLY
I believe in those whom I love and trust.
JOHN CONNOLLY
This life is filled with threats and danger, David. We face those that we have to face, and there wi...
JOHN CONNOLLY
Stories wanted to be read, David's mother would whisper. They needed it. It was the reason th...
JOHN CONNOLLY
Being scared isn't the problem. It's not running away that's the hard part.
JOHN CONNOLLY
Most people either love or hate old libraries. To some, a room like this--dim, high-ceilinged, dusty...
SHEILA CONNOLLY
I mean, he's a pharmacy technician and we won't turn our backs to prosecuting this case just because...
CHRIS CONNOLLY
Doing is overrated, and success undesirable, but the bitterness of failure even more so
CYRIL CONNOLLY
[Connolly said that the current plan is to start off with two lunar missions per year. That frequenc...
JOHN CONNOLLY
Better to write for yourself and have no public, than to write for the public and have no self."
CYRIL CONNOLLY
We'll definitely look to have a public training session of some description and while it's too early...
JOHN CONNOLLY
There is no fury like a woman searching for a new lover
CYRIL CONNOLLY
It is the fear of middle-age in the young, of old-age in the middle-aged, which is the prime cause o...
CYRIL CONNOLLY
I review novels to make money, because it is easier for a sluggard to write an article a fortnight t...
CYRIL CONNOLLY
We'll definitely look to have a public training session of some description and, while it's too earl...
JOHN CONNOLLY