I was paid to be cheeky and people clapped me for it.

I received quite a lot of ribbing whenever I went into the bank and people were always offering me Havana cigars - it was very nice.

I am a great believer that anything not expressly forbidden is explicitly allowed.

I went crazy when he paid off the house so quickly - as a CFP, I thought of the deductions he'd lose by paying off the mortgage. He broke one of the first rules of financial planning.

Middle age is when your age starts to show through your middle… and trust me, MIss, your age doesn’t show in the slightest.
#dean

Does it hurt now?" he asked, his tone rough and seductive.
"No." She shook her head again and sighed, trying to pretend his touch didn't make her uncomfortably wet.
He grinned. "So...what's with the heavy breathing?