Middle age is when your age starts to show through your middle… and trust me, MIss, your age doesn’t show in the slightest.
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Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
BOB HOPE Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.
PHYLLIS DILLER Middle age starts when you have been warned to slow down, not by a motorcycle cop, but by your docto...
UNKNOWN Middle age: when you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms.
IRVIN S. COBB Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.
E. JOSEPH COSSMAN Middle age ends and senescence begins, The day your descendants outnumber your friends
OGDEN NASH Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.
BENNETT CERF Middle age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature.
HAROLD COFFIN Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize yo...
BENNETT CERF Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age.
WILLIAM FEATHER Middle age is youth without levity, and age without decay.
DANIEL DEFOE Middle age is youth without levity, and age without decay.
DANIEL DEFOE Middle age is youth without levity, and age without decay.
DORIS DAY Middle age is youth without its levity,/ And age without decay.
DANIEL DEFOE For me, your real age is not the age on your ID. That's just a date when you were born.
JOSE MOURINHO Middle Age - Later than you think and sooner than you expect
EARL WILSON It is unthinkable for a Frenchman to arrive at middle age without having syphilis and the Cross of t...
ANDRE GIDE Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.
BOB HOPE The three ages of man: youth, middle age and 'my word you do look well'.
JUNE WHITFIELD Youth is the time of getting, middle age of improving, and old age of spending.
ANNE BRADSTREET It is the fear of middle-age in the young, of old-age in the middle-aged, which is the prime cause o...
CYRIL CONNOLLY The perceptions of middle age have their own luminosity.
GAIL SHEEHY We in middle age require adventure.
CAROLYN GOLD HEILBRUN We in middle age require adventure.
CAROLYN HEILBRUN The enemy of society is middle class and the enemy of life is middle age.
ORSON WELLES I'm struggling at the end to get out of the valley of hectoring youth, journalistic middle age, impo...
STEPHEN SPENDER Of all the barbarous middle ages, that which is most barbarous is the middle age of man! it is - I r...
LORD BYRON Middle-Age Girls Gone Wild.
SEX AND THE CITY Litigation takes the place of sex at middle age.
GORE VIDAL Our fMRI scanning reveals that middle age represents the transition between the patterns observed in...
DR CHERYL GRADY There are three periods in life: youth, middle age and "how well you look
NELSON ROCKEFELLER At middle age the soul should be opening up like a rose, not closing up like a cabbage
JOHN ANDREW HOLMES Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off lights for economical rather than romantic reasons.
LILLIAN CARTER Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net
FRANKLIN PIERCE ADAMS Perhaps middle-age is, or should be, a period of shedding shells; the shell of ambition, the shell o...
ANNE MORROW LINDBERGH The stock is for widows and orphans now. Welcome to middle age, Bill.
HENRY HEWITT Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that’ll get you home ea...
DAN BENNETT When you’re thirty you’re old enough to know better, but still young enough to go ahead and do i...
BRIGITTE BARDOT One of the many things nobody ever tells you about middle age is that it's such a nice change from b...
WILLIAM FEATHER Age defying facial treatment cream which helps to remove fine line and wrinkles from your face
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ACN WEALTH MENTORING Patience makes a woman beautiful in middle age.
ELLIOT PAUL Patience makes a women beautiful in middle age
ELLIOT PAUL Chronological age is only an approximation of your functional age.
MARV LEVY Age is something only in your head or a stereotype. Age means nothing when you are passionate about ...
CAROLINA HERRERA Your billion-dollar ideas don't show up in the middle of dramatic distraction. They show up when...
ROBIN S. SHARMA Motorcycle adventures are the perfect antidote to middle age.
ALEX MORRITT Obesity in middle age increases the risk of future dementia.
DR RACHEL WHITMER Our fMRI scanning reveals that middle age represents the transition between the patterns observed in...
DR. CHERYL GRADY Live your life and forget your age.
NORMAN VINCENT PEALE Middle age is when you drink wine.... That combined with the health message means that you get a lot...
JON FREDRIKSON Whoever, in middle age, attempts to realize the wishes and hopes of his early youth, invariably dece...
JOHANN WOLFGANG VON GOETHE Wives are young men's mistresses, companions for middle age, and old men's nurses.
FRANCIS BACON SR. Middle age is when you're faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home b...
RONALD REAGAN Middle school is for being like everyone else; middle age is for being like yourself. (430)
VICTORIA MORAN ...You won't age? I promise you this - your hands will go shiny and transparent and at the slightest...
JOHN GEDDES Self-acceptance has been a blessed by-product of middle age.
CANDICE BERGEN Middle age went by while I was mourning for my lost youth.
MASON COOLEY Staid middle age loves the hurricane passions of opera.
MASON COOLEY Underage drinkers range from middle school to college age.
BILL VASICEK Today the concept of midlife or middle age is much broader because of what's happened with life expe...
GENE COHEN Well, you know, it's interesting being 50, ... You start to reflect on your life. And you look back ...
KERMIT THE FROG Medical advances have created a fourth age of humankind intermediate between middle and old age, and...
IAN ROBERTSON Middle age . . . when a man is at the peak of his yearning power. -Wall Stress Journal.
WALL STRESS JOURNAL Just middle-aged. Ideas used to grab me too. It's not that you get better ideas, the old ones just g...
JOHN UPDIKE To make your child a wonderkid at age 20yrs,then follow your child's interest & develop it at age 2y...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Midlife crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age
WILLIAM D. TAMMEUS Memory is the first casualty of middle age, if I remember correctly.
CANDICE BERGEN I'd like to see a working partnership between people your age and people my age,
GEORGE MCGOVERN Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off lights for economical rather than romantic reasons.
ELI CASS Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.
BILL VAUGHN Let me get it straight. Your father was king. You were his only son. Your father dies. You are of ag...
TOM STOPPARD It's the safety valve of middle life, and the solace of age
MARY ROBERTS RINEHART When I was your age, television was called books.
WILLIAM GOLDMAN When I was your age, television was called books.
THE PRINCESS BRIDE Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect.
EARL WILSON The three ages of man: youth, middle age, and "You're looking wonderful!"
DORE SCHARY Middle -age is the time of life, that a man first notices - in his wife.
RICHARD ARMOUR The age related shyness syndrome; You may be shy towards people of your age group,but never shy towa...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) In middle age we are apt to reach the horrifying conclusion that all sorrow, all pain, all passionat...
KATHLEEN NORRIS [Oxford] whispering from her towers the last enchantments of the Middle Age . . . Home of lost cause...
MATTHEW ARNOLD Middle age is Janus-faced. As we look back on our accomplishments and our failures to achieve the th...
STANLEY H CATH A father said to his son, "When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying
books by the light of the ...
UNKNOWN We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.
JEFF ARDER We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.
JEFF MARDER It is utterly false and cruelly arbitrary to put all the play and learning into childhood, all the w...
MARGARET MEAD In old age there is nothing as terrifying as the pity others (don't) show when you fall.
MARIANA FULGER Reading books in one's youth is like looking at the moon through a crevice; reading books in middle ...
LIN YUTANG One of the first steps to successful leadership is to forget your age and remember your dream.
ISRAELMORE AYIVOR No matter what your age, you have to protect your skin.
EVAN PATTISHALL American nuclear reactors are well into middle age. The median age of an operating reactor in the U....
BILL DEDMAN Oh! Do you have a pocketknife?"
He narrowed his eyes at me. "Pocketknife?"
"Don't men your...
JENN BENNETT It's the safety valve of middle life, and the solace of age.
MARY ROBERTS RINEHART A man has reached middle age when he is cautioned to slow down by his doctor instead of by the polic...
UNKNOWN Wives are young men's mistresses; companions for middle age, and old men's nurses.
FRANCIS BACON Wives are young men's mistresses; companions for middle age; and
old men's nurses.
FRANCIS BACON Wives are young men's mistresses, companions for middle age, and old men's nurses.
FRANCIS BACON I hope to meet a team that resembles (European qualifier opponent) Hungary.
AGE HAREIDE I think people understand that these are training matches and that in the USA we fielded a domestic ...
AGE HAREIDE We shouldn't be overly pessimistic. I would have composed the team differently if this had been a qu...
AGE HAREIDE The points mattered more than anything tonight. The results in the other games went our way, and now...
AGE HAREIDE
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