I was never a Certified Public Accountant... I just had a degree in accounting. The reason I was never a Certified Public Accountant was because it would require passing a test, which I would not have been able to do.

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Able Accountant Accounting Because Been Certified Degree Had Just Never Passing Public Reason Require Test Which Would

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