I was about to take over the world,but then I saw something shiny.

Men show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they find laughable.

And if the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into the ditch.

This is a haiku
Haiku's don't have to make sense
Refrigerator

Joke 'em if they can't take a fuck.

It's very soft, and it's all a little shiny,