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If the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into the ditch.
MATTHEW 15:14 If the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into the ditch.
BIBLE And if the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into the ditch.
BIBLE They be blind leaders of the blind. And if the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into the ditc...
BIBLE Let them alone: they be blind leaders of the blind. And if the blind lead the blind, both shall f...
BIBLE The young leading the young, is like the blind leading the blind; they will both fall into the ditch...
PHILIP DORMER STANHOPE When the blind lead the blind, no wonder they both fall into -- matrimony.
GEORGE FARQUHAR When the blind lead the blind, no wonder they both fall into - matrimony.
GEORGE FARQUHAR When the blind lead the blind, no wonder they both fall into / matrimony.
GEORGE FARQUHAR If a blind man leads a blind man, both will fall into a pit. (Matthew 15:14)
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KELLY JONES If you knew what was going to happen, if you knew everything that was going to happen next—if you ...
MARGARET ATWOOD I didn't know I was about to be left with her idea of me; with her idea of my goodness pinned onto m...
MARGARET ATWOOD How I would like to have them back, those pointless afternoons - the boredom, the aimlessness, the u...
MARGARET ATWOOD In case you're wondering, vanity never ends.
MARGARET ATWOOD What did they want from it? Lechery, smut, confirmation of their worst suspicions. But perhaps some ...
MARGARET ATWOOD Stick a shovel in the ground almost anywhere and some horrible thing or other will come to light.
MARGARET ATWOOD She stubs out her cigarette in the brown glass ashtray, then settles herself against him, ear to his...
MARGARET ATWOOD When the blind lead the blind the world is full of casualties.
MATSHONA DHLIWAYO I was at ease in everything, to be sure, but at the same time satisfied with nothing. Each joy made ...
THE FALL And whoever is blind in this, he shall (also) be blind in the hereafter; and more erring from the wa...
QURAN 'Tis the time's plague when madmen lead the blind.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE An eye for an eye and everyone shall be blind
MAHATMA GANDHI The ancestral voices were prophesying war because ancestral voices never shut up, and they hate to b...
MARGARET ATWOOD People go to casinos for the same reason they go on blind dates - hoping to hit the jackpot. But mos...
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MARGARET ATWOOD Love is blind, and a deaf-mute too.
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MARGARET ATWOOD Who knows, you may be that close. You could be uncovering a blind spot or two away to take your care...
ASSEGID HABTEWOLD War is blind and peace unspoken. Love is blind and a kiss unspoken. Bless the blind, and Love the br...
LEIF ERICSSON LEO VENESS Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
LEWIS GRIZZARD Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
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TAPAN GHOSH If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark.
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DANNY BLIND A two-year extension was not an option for us.
DANNY BLIND We were the better side. We created plenty of chances and we got the decisive win.
DANNY BLIND After the first minute we were already behind. You know that you don't get a lot of opportunities ag...
DANNY BLIND We had the game firmly in our control. Hopefully, we can maintain our form and avoid making any mist...
DANNY BLIND I'm not seeing a certain drive by some players, the drive to win duels and grab loose balls. The onl...
DANNY BLIND Bad habits die hard, but while they're in your life. It makes you miserable.
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ANONYMOUS My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I'd have to do.
ANONYMOUS I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better.
ANONYMOUS Officer: I had a feeling I'd catch someone speeding here. Driver: I know, that's why I came as fast...
ANONYMOUS I did a push-up today. Well actually I fell down, but I had to use my arms to get back up, so close ...
ANONYMOUS Today I saw something through a store window that was truly stunning, beautiful and sexy. I wanted ...
ANONYMOUS Today was once tomorrow, and tomorrow will be today soon.
ANONYMOUS Silence is golden. Too bad nobody is buying.
ANONYMOUS I'm not really a control freak, but... can I show the right way to do that?
ANONYMOUS A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.
ANONYMOUS I once finished first on my running team, then the coach asked me where everyone else is.
ANONYMOUS Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.
ANONYMOUS Why is the sky blue? Sure there is an explanation, but lets just be thankful it's not red!
ANONYMOUS Just because I can't sing doesn't mean that I won't sing.
ANONYMOUS Whenever I am sad I go to my favorite place... the fridge.
ANONYMOUS I'm not frowning, I'm just smiling upside down.
ANONYMOUS The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front of you and the fast people al...
ANONYMOUS I can make the doorbell ring any time I want, all I have to do is go to the bathroom.
ANONYMOUS The amount of time it takes for a minute to go by is proportionally dependent with the distance to t...
ANONYMOUS Bathroom sign above toilet: It's like basketball, the basket is bigger than the ball! Learn to sco...
ANONYMOUS I can't wait for that to never happen.
ANONYMOUS I liked the movie Titanic, my favorite character was the iceberg.
ANONYMOUS Sports top moment: to score a goal but miss in the re-play.
ANONYMOUS Honesty top moment: to be a cop and give yourself a ticket for going through a red light.
ANONYMOUS Rudeness top moment: to scare an ostrich on an asphalt street.
ANONYMOUS I'm so sorry about what I said when I was hungry.
ANONYMOUS Always be positive. *Trips down the stairs* Whew, I got down those stairs fast.
ANONYMOUS Beauty is mysterious as well as terrible.
ANONYMOUS An expert is a person who has made every possible mistake in a small field of study.
ANONYMOUS My taste in music ranges from "You've gotta listen to this" to "I know, please don't judge me."
ANONYMOUS Just because it's called makeup, it doesn't mean it should make up 100% of your face.
ANONYMOUS You can't please everyone, you're not a Nutella jar.
ANONYMOUS Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them.
ANONYMOUS It's better to shut up and give the impression that you're stupid than to say something and erase al...
ANONYMOUS If we ever travel far in the universe to another planet with intelligent life, let's just make patte...
ANONYMOUS Whenever you feel stupid, remember that there are people outside searching for Pokemon.
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