I have my once-a-month nachos, but it's soy cheese and turkey chili on it, so it's somewhat ...
JENNY MCCARTHY At one point, my house was a school for autistic children. I opened up my doors to about 30 kids and...
JENNY MCCARTHY It's absolutely imperative for the parents and the typical kids to have time by themselves, to g...
JENNY MCCARTHY If you give us a safe vaccine, we'll use it. It shouldn't be polio versus autism.
JENNY MCCARTHY The one thing I like about 'Playboy' is they don't have the anorexic look. The women are...
JENNY MCCARTHY Google is one of the most incredible breakthroughs that we have today. Yes, it can scare a lot of pa...
JENNY MCCARTHY It can be hard for the cute girl. I was blond, cute, broke. I was beat up. I was thrown inside locke...
JENNY MCCARTHY Those outside of autism need to understand this is an epidemic and we need more government funding, ...
JENNY MCCARTHY I'm free of stress and worries now because if I don't like something I'm doing, I just f...
JENNY MCCARTHY What is missing from today's dialogue is the effect autism is having on families, our society an...
JENNY MCCARTHY I wanted to be in Jim Carrey comedy movies before I met him. I wanted to be a comedian on Stage 19, ...
JENNY MCCARTHY If you ask 99.9 percent of parents who have children with autism if we'd rather have the measles...
JENNY MCCARTHY So basically, I don't know what I'm talking about. But maybe I do.
JENNY MCCARTHY Why do other first world countries give children so many fewer vaccines than we do? Vaccines save li...
JENNY MCCARTHY I tried a few times, unsuccessfully, to lose weight. It wasn't until I joined Weight Watchers that I...
JENNY MCCARTHY My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.
JENNY MCCARTHY Obviously, I'm not a trained actress, and right now I'll come out and say I'm glad I'm not.
JENNY MCCARTHY I'm so scared girls look at my breast implants and think, 'To get boys, you need big boobs.' I tell ...
JENNY MCCARTHY I know children regress after vaccination because it happened to my own son. Why aren't there an...
JENNY MCCARTHY When I travel, I like to take advantage of room service. I'm really into eggs Benedict in the mo...
JENNY MCCARTHY You don't need a pickup line. Just glance at a woman from across the room. Glance - don't st...
JENNY MCCARTHY The idea that vaccines are a primary cause of autism is not as crackpot as some might wish. Autism&#...
JENNY MCCARTHY Parents of recovered children, and I've met hundreds, all share the same experience of doubters ...
JENNY MCCARTHY Corner one of the hundreds of doctors who specialize in autism recovery, and they'll tell you st...
JENNY MCCARTHY We can either continue to collectively stand on the sidelines and debate what is causing autism and ...
JENNY MCCARTHY I guess now that I think back, I used to play priest and be a funny priest. I don't know, I grew...
JENNY MCCARTHY Having a child makes you realize the importance of life - narcissism goes out the window. Heaven on ...
JENNY MCCARTHY Craziest thing I've done for love is getting married. I think it's crazy. I think it's c...
JENNY MCCARTHY I can't even begin to tell you how many casting couches I was attacked on. Not just by casting p...
JENNY MCCARTHY Information on how to heal autism and how to possibly delay vaccines or prevent autism shouldn't...
JENNY MCCARTHY I'm the comedic girl next door and a lot of fun.
JENNY MCCARTHY I'm not as hard on myself anymore. I'm comfortable exactly where I am, though it took me unt...
JENNY MCCARTHY Hope is the greatest thing for moms of autism. Hope is what gets us out of bed in the morning. I'...
JENNY MCCARTHY I do believe sadly it's going to take some diseases coming back to realize that we need to chang...
JENNY MCCARTHY I look at autism like a bus accident, and you don't become cured from a bus accident, but you ca...
JENNY MCCARTHY You don't have to be in the brightest, shiniest state of being an individual to feel like you...
JENNY SLATE I was raised to feel that doing nothing was a sin. I had to learn to do nothing.
JENNY JOSEPH I loved pretending to be a middle-aged Jewish woman. I just wanted to do what I saw Gilda Radner and...
JENNY SLATE I'm a huge reggae fan. I want to go to Jamaica and make, like, Bob Marley 'One Love' pos...
JENNY LEWIS There should be more booing in shops and restaurants and places like that when when the service is b...
JENNY ECLAIR I can be bolder on the page, as a character. I can gnash my teeth, I can scream and yell, in a way t...
JENNY OFFILL I'm a late bloomer. It's taken me a long time to find my voice, and I think all the records ...
JENNY LEWIS My older sister is bossy, my brother is a stirrer and me - well, I am perfect!
JENNY ECLAIR I don't think that crazy should have a negative connotation - it just means that you're fun....
JENNY MOLLEN When I was growing up, I was so fascinated by Mel Blanc and all of the different voices that he did ...
JENNY SLATE But what now? What am I supposed to do with all these feelings?
JENNY HAN It will get easier each time, I think. I hope. I just have to keep trying.
JENNY HAN Even when you’d lost everything you thought there was to lose, somebody came along and gave you so...
JENNY VALENTINE Would you rather live one perfect day over and over or live your life with no perfect days but just ...
JENNY HAN God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if he f...
JENNY WEBER I want the people I love to get up and speak about me, and even if you cry it'll be OK. I want you t...
JENNY DOWNHAM Rage can be so common it turns ambient.
JENNY ZHANG Every second, every day, every year, we fail to address demand for reproductive health and family pl...
JENNY SHIPLEY NGOs have a significant role to play, alongside governments, in improving the status of women.
JENNY SHIPLEY You don't realize it until you go out and take a look, but there are so many ways in which sexis...
JENNY SLATE I have a huge respect for writers and realise that this is not an area that I find easy. I doubt tha...
JENNY AGUTTER I think I have a hard time expressing myself in my relationships. I use songs to tell people how I&#...
JENNY LEWIS I was having problems with depression and anxiety disorder, and it felt like not blogging about it w...
JENNY LAWSON I don't believe in fad diets.
JENNY CRAIG I have a fear of poverty in old age. I have this vision of myself living in a skip and eating cat fo...
JENNY ECLAIR I am very short-sighted, and if I don't like a situation I take my glasses off.
JENNY ECLAIR With the adoption of the Declaration on the Elimination of Violence against Women, the international...
JENNY SHIPLEY Back at high school, there was this quarterback who asks me out. He's never paid attention to me...
JENNY SLATE When I was 18, I took a trip to Thailand with a friend. We stayed for a month. Bangkok was very raw ...
JENNY LEWIS I still catch myself trying to become the object someone imagines me to be, but then there are other...
JENNY ZHANG When I was young, my family didn't go on outings to the circus or trips to Disneyland. We couldn...
JENNY LAWSON I feel I have to be totally cemented in my position, all: 'You can't tell me what to do with...
JENNY SLATE Lack of charisma can be fatal.
JENNY HOLZER I come from a very uncool profession: being a washed up child actor.
JENNY LEWIS People come in and out of your life. For a time they're your world; they are everything. There's no ...
JENNY HAN We stood there, looking at each other, saying nothing. But it was the kind of nothing that meant eve...
JENNY HAN Everything is going to be fine.”

I hate it when people say that, people who have absolu...
JENNY VALENTINE I couldn't take much more of this. Being the object two men competed for wasn't as glamorous as it s...
JENNY TROUT Using creative expression as a means to a professional end makes me curl up a bit.
JENNY SLATE I feel a lot of life in me and a lot of creative energy, and I think it's better suited somewher...
JENNY SLATE I think being a writer is being heavily attuned to the absolute absurdity of things you take for gra...
JENNY ZHANG Mothers have always held such symbolic weight in determining a person's worth. Your mother tongu...
JENNY ZHANG Well, I think in trying to make life seem real enough that one is moved to do something about the mo...
JENNY HOLZER It's weird for me to say I'm lucky when I can't go into a bookstore and have more than f...
JENNY ZHANG Growing up in America, I experienced two puberties. The first opened me up to the possibilities of a...
JENNY ZHANG Asian American success is often presented as something of a horror - robotic, unfeeling machines psy...
JENNY ZHANG When I hear people flatteringly say, 'You're an expert on East Asia...' I'm certainl...
JENNY SHIPLEY The reader who likes my stories, I think they would see the violence on the surface, but I think the...
JENNY ZHANG Ten years ago in Nairobi we said that the participation of women in the decision-making and appraisa...
JENNY SHIPLEY If you were to make a quick judgment call on my intelligence and articulation when I first moved to ...
JENNY ZHANG I wanted to support things that are helpful to people and maybe bash what I think is dangerous. So I...
JENNY HOLZER A change in bad habits leads to a change in life.
JENNY CRAIG Chinese people as consumers, while they've always valued food and beverage for the health food q...
JENNY SHIPLEY Wait!" he yelled.
I didn't turn around, I walked faster. Then I heard him slam his fist on the ...
JENNY HAN When you come out of the grips of a depression there is an incredible relief, but not one you feel a...
JENNY LAWSON I’ve fallen for the one person I shouldn’t have. For the boy who broke Mary’s heart. For Renni...
JENNY HAN I delete the picture of him from my phone; I delete his number. I think that if I just delete him en...
JENNY HAN Strength isn't about bearing a cross of grief or shame. Strength comes from choosing your own path, ...
JENNY TROUT I'd never been a good damsel in distress. I was a "hands-on" damsel.
JENNY TROUT That's when I finally got it. I finally understood. It wasn't the thought that counted. It was the a...
JENNY HAN When I was a graduate student at the Iowa Writers' Workshop for fiction writing, I felt both cov...
JENNY ZHANG I grew up idolizing Madeline Kahn and Lily Tomlin and Carol Burnett, Ruth Gordon, Rosalind Russell, ...
JENNY SLATE Does self-acceptance ultimately require another person, or is there a kind of love that does not dab...
JENNY ZHANG My favourite food is cake.
What kind of cake?
It doesn't matter. All cake.
JENNY HAN Anyone who has dead straight hair wants curls.
JENNY ECLAIR Sometimes it hurts to look at you,” I said. I loved that I could say that and he knew exactly what...
JENNY HAN So much of art-making is about reducing things to the essentials, so I don't feel particularly c...
JENNY HOLZER i worried he'd let go, but he didn't. We held hands like this the whole rest of the way home.
JENNY HAN When my second child was born, I gave up acting - two young children out on the road was too difficu...
JENNY DOWNHAM I couldn't wait to be an adult woman, and I'm glad I felt that way as a kid because, when I ...
JENNY SLATE There's nothing like the peace of the countryside, the quiet and the lack of distraction. It hel...
JENNY NIMMO I have a slightly contrarian streak as a writer, and one of the things I was interested in was how d...
JENNY OFFILL My parents divorced when I was 3 years old. They had a lounge act in Las Vegas, where I was born. Th...
JENNY LEWIS I'm constantly dodging people in L.A. There are some people I don't ever wanna see again, bu...
JENNY LEWIS Dear ignoramuses,

Halloween is not 'a yankee holiday' celebrated only by gigantic toddler...
JENNY COLGAN I'd paint long strips of canvas and abandon them on the beach, or put bread out in geometric pat...
JENNY HOLZER After graduating from flares and platforms in the early 1970s, I started drama school wearing a pair...
JENNY ECLAIR I've done both theatre and film and the fact is if you start believing, if you start reading things ...
JENNY AGUTTER The things that I've done that have totally been remembered, they've always started with the same ki...
JENNY AGUTTER I had written two or three books before my husband noticed that in every one of them a family member...
JENNY NIMMO Why did my mother, a grown woman, get to talk like all her hopes and dreams had been shat on, kicked...
JENNY ZHANG Even at age 10, I already knew that I was different from most people. My anxiety disorder was still ...
JENNY LAWSON I demo all of my songs on Garage Band, where I pretty much play everything - not very well, but I ma...
JENNY LEWIS I sometimes think my earnestness is confused for stupidity, but it shouldn't be.
JENNY SLATE I come from a duo, actually, quite literally. My parents are Linda and Eddie, and they had an act in...
JENNY LEWIS Sloppy thinking gets worse over time.
JENNY HOLZER Maybe you should say goodbye, Cal.'
'No.'
'It might be important.'
'It might make her...
JENNY DOWNHAM It's really going to happen. I really won't ever go back to school. Not ever. I'll never be famous o...
JENNY DOWNHAM It's all right, Tessa, you can go. We love you. You can go now.'
'Why are you saying that?'
JENNY DOWNHAM The fact is, sometimes it's hard to walk in a single woman's shoes. That's why we need really specia...
JENNY BICKS The desperate things seem to require attention, the lovely things seem to elicit celebration. If I h...
JENNY HOLZER I like any film where the female characters are complex and have a functioning imperfection.
JENNY SLATE I think of a piece, and then people who are competent fabricate it. But lately I've started fing...
JENNY HOLZER As a five-year-old in Berlin in 1965, I didn't know that funny women existed. It wasn't unti...
JENNY ECLAIR It's funny how a song can start in your mind, and then when it goes through all the filters, it ...
JENNY LEWIS The Pacific had great hope that when the former President Mitered decided to halt nuclear testing, w...
JENNY SHIPLEY I wouldn't call it a faux pas, but I have about 12 tracksuits. I always travel in a tracksuit. I...
JENNY LEWIS My privileged upbringing and education and linguistic fluency gave me such proximity to whiteness th...
JENNY ZHANG Peace is a fragile thing. It takes courage to secure it. It takes wisdom to maintain it.
JENNY SHIPLEY The hardest thing to write was explaining what anxiety feels like. Every time I'd try to really ...
JENNY LAWSON If you could hear the insane stuff going on in my head, it would scare the hell out of you. Probably...
JENNY LAWSON A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' ...
JENNY ECLAIR I originally recorded [the latter] for the solo record, and I wasn't really confident with the way i...
JENNY LEWIS That time when you're waiting for a job can be the most impactful and important time because you...
JENNY SLATE It's 2014, and the fact that anybody has to fight for the right to do what they want to do with ...
JENNY SLATE Inspiration comes from the world around me. I'm an inveterate eavesdropper.
JENNY NIMMO But just because you bury something, that doesn’t mean it stops existing.
JENNY HAN In your mid-30s, you have to take inventory, or you'll stumble.
JENNY LEWIS Early in my life, without any supporting evidence, I fretted over what I believed was my fate: accid...
JENNY ZHANG Bye, Tess. haunt me if you like. I don't mind.
JENNY DOWNHAM It was strange how words meant something when they came out of your mouth. Inside your head they wer...
JENNY DOWNHAM I love you. It hurts more than anything ever has, but I do. So don't you dare tell me I don't. Don't...
JENNY DOWNHAM I wish I had a boyfriend. I wish he lived in the wardrobe on a coat hanger. Whenever I wanted, I cou...
JENNY DOWNHAM I can't watch other people doing comedy. As soon as somebody starts being funny I have to turn o...
JENNY ECLAIR Well, I really don't like heights. I don't get on the top deck of a double-decker because th...
JENNY ECLAIR I always loved to sing and was very, very loud. I wanted to be a movie star, like Judy Garland.
JENNY SLATE The Rilo Kiley song 'A Better Son/Daughter' is my most requested song - especially for peopl...
JENNY LEWIS When you walk on the beach at night, you can say things you can't say in real life.
JENNY HAN I say, “In the contract we said we wouldn’t break each other’s hearts. What if we do it again?...
JENNY HAN ...When I get you back, I’m gonna put that necklace back around your neck and pin you.” He tries...
JENNY HAN Smirking, he says, "Whatever spell you just tried to cast on me, it didn't work, so I think you need...
JENNY HAN I don’t have to be so afraid of good-bye, because good-bye doesn’t have to be forever.
JENNY HAN I couldn't even be mad at him, because this was who he was. This was who he'd always been. He'd neve...
JENNY HAN You never know the last time you’ll see a place. A person.
JENNY HAN I will never look at you in the same way ever again. I'll never be that girl again. The girl who com...
JENNY HAN Sometimes it’s like people are a million times more beautiful to you in your mind. It’s like you...
JENNY HAN It's the imperfections that make things beautiful
JENNY HAN Help me, Mikey, she wanted to say. I’m afraid. More afraid than you’d ever believe.’ And he’...
JENNY DOWNHAM It's very Western to idealize a kind of love that does not come with any expectations, that stil...
JENNY ZHANG Insomnia is a very prevalent issue. It's a women's health issue, and I chose to talk about i...
JENNY LEWIS Hollow commitments to action in the future are insufficient. Deferring difficult issues must not be ...
JENNY SHIPLEY Stop saying,'I cant love without him',because you have lived even before you met him.So stop being s...
JENNY PABUALAN It looks like John Howard is putting his stamp on this front bench, that he is making all the decisi...
JENNY MACKLIN When Senator Cochran signed on as a co-sponsor to the original bill, it was a regular occurrence —...
JENNY MANLEY Sometimes people come to my shows and think I'm a Christian artist, and they put their hands up ...
JENNY LEWIS When I sit down to write a song, there is no filter. I'm not trying to write for anyone or anyth...
JENNY LEWIS Sometimes it’s like people are a million times more beautiful to you in your mind. It’s like you...
JENNY HAN After Rilo Kiley broke up and a few really intense personal things happened, I completely melted dow...
JENNY LEWIS I hope that the restaurant I go to will have buffalo chicken fingers. I hope that one day I can work...
JENNY SLATE One of the odd things about being a writer is that you never reach a point of certainty, a point of ...
JENNY OFFILL Even the ugliest person's cellulite is more attractive than the most beautiful supermodel's lower in...
JENNY LAWSON On many occasions New Zealand has spoken about the need to ensure that women's concerns are full...
JENNY SHIPLEY It's strange: I've done so many things up until I did 'Obvious Child,' including wri...
JENNY SLATE I've always tried to get around writing love songs, I guess because I've always had a hard t...
JENNY LEWIS I grew up on Loretta Lynn and Dusty Springfield. I remember lying about it; it wasn't cool to li...
JENNY LEWIS Diversity is not a politically correct idea. Diversity in a boardroom or in a Parliament means that ...
JENNY SHIPLEY Well, I think probably the main reason people overeat is stress.
JENNY CRAIG I have a great work ethic - from watching Lucille Ball, not necessarily my own family.
JENNY LEWIS A few nights later, I secretly hope that I might be a genius. Why else can no amount of sleeping pil...
JENNY OFFILL The year my mom worked as a secretary at an apparel company in midtown, she would often come home in...
JENNY ZHANG I say looking on the bright side of life never killed anybody.
JENNY HAN They just take turns. It think it is almost a farce when they elect a president because they very ob...
JENNY AXLEROD She basically won the game for them; she stood on her head.
JENNY POTTER By embracing your subconscious, you gain a different way of seeing and experiencing—an expanded pe...
JENNY DAVIDOW There should be a concerted effort to remind people that what Libby and Rove were doing, if they are...
JENNY BACKUS If she's caught in a circular firing squad with her own army, you let that play out a little bit.
JENNY BACKUS Every morning, we get up and proclaim the good news: It's still too close to call!
JENNY BACKUS They're right across the street from the Republicans, I understand. It's a small town.
JENNY BACKUS His plan is going to needlessly risk the economic prosperity and jeopardize the future of Social Sec...
JENNY BACKUS Roberts wants to restrict the role of government. His early writings ... have really raised question...
JENNY BACKUS When Roberts' record on civil rights is reviewed inside the Judiciary Committee, it's going to sound...
JENNY BACKUS I love you. I love you. I send this message through my fingers and into his, up his arm and into his...
JENNY DOWNHAM I don't feel unlucky in love anymore, and it's not all emo. It's a scary place to be in ...
JENNY LEWIS She loves women too much. It's like a drug and she was hooked. Angelina loves danger and dabbling in...
JENNY SHIMIZU I'm not saying she sleeps with a lot of people. But I can't imagine her just being married and being...
JENNY SHIMIZU