Nutrition makes me puke.


Jimmy Piersall

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I feel great. I had a triple bypass in 1976 and a quadruple bypass in 1984.
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If you want to talk to me, you'll have to put out that cigarette.
JIMMY PIERSALL
We should have won the pennant that year. It was the best club I was ever on.
JIMMY PIERSALL
I didn't mind if they yelled at me, but when they came on the field, it was a different story.
JIMMY PIERSALL
You touch me and I'll kick you in the rear.
JIMMY PIERSALL
If they called me up, I would puke.
SAMMY HAGAR
Look, Jimmy Rollins is what makes our offense go. Jimmy is what I like to call our catalyst.
CHARLIE MANUEL
because all I want to do is puke.
MARIA BELLO
This format makes it easier to understand and to read our nutrition information.
CATHY KAPICA
I was a puke brunette.
JENNY MCCARTHY
It's overkill when you put too much fragrance on. It's the worst. Not sexy, and it makes me ...
BEHATI PRINSLOO
When it comes to jobs, President Obama makes the Jimmy Carter years look like good old days. If we f...
PAUL RYAN
Laurie got offended that I used the word "puke." But to me, that's what her dinner tasted like.
JACK HANDY
It makes it fun. When an actor plays a character, you want what that character wants. Otherwise it d...
ALAN ALDA
You damn mass murders in the U.S. and U.K. all decked out in your suits of hypocrisy, and halos of p...
BOBBY W. MILLER
Unless You Puke, Faint or Die, Keep Going!
JILLIAN MICHAELS
Trashy people puke,” Tilly said. “Ladies are unwell.
JAMES S.A. COREY
Etiquette tip: More people will get out of your way if you say "I'm gonna puke!" than if you say "E...
MARK TWAIN
If I hear the word 'perky' again, I'll puke.
KATIE COURIC
hi my name is luke, it rhymes with puke!
MARY AMATO
What makes a comedian has nothing to do with religion. Think of Red Skelton, Jimmy Durante, Jackie G...
BUDDY HACKETT
Angela had done a marvelous job, I tell you. The puke was everywhere except the toilet. The walls, t...
NICHOLAS SPARKS
He did a real good job on Jimmy. He didn't get many open shots at all. That makes it tough on our of...
DON WILLIAMS
I went through each of them until I found the real thing. For me, it was nutrition.
HEATHER STEWART
I am feeding you positivity so you can puke out negativity.
RODEL NATIVIDAD CASIO
I personally do not find puke funny. I find it disgusting.
LUCY PUNCH
Nutrition causes the condition
SETH MASON WALLACE
Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.
STEVE MARTIN
Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke
STEVE MARTIN
I love dark chocolate - I could eat it 'til I puke.
BEHATI PRINSLOO
Don't make me kill you at this hour in the morning Jimmy. It's not civilized.
KYLIE SCOTT
Thus went my first Court Day.
I think I'm going to puke.
TAMORA PIERCE
If I hear the word 'perky' again, I'll puke.
KATIE COURIC
Life is like farting in front of someone and then trying to convince him, you didn't fart. It's hard...
ME
Just look at what is spelled:
Hal Jordan
BrUce Wayne
Victor Stone
Clark KenT...
ME
Realizing you have something in common with another person makes you more human than you were yester...
ME :)
If a fangirl tells you she likes you, you better be happy. Her standards are very high.
ME
NBC's priorities are Jimmy Fallon and Jay Leno, and then there's me.
CARSON DALY
I thought it sounded great, but at the same time I said, 'I think I am going to puke,' because you c...
CHESTER BENNINGTON
No one's star-struck here. You puke right next to the best of them.
CATHARINA HEDBERG
Life is a tragedy of nutrition
ARNOLD EHRET
Jimmy just does what Jimmy does, ... If he can't pass you he runs into you.
TODD BODINE
What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.
STEVE MARTIN
Without being disrespectful to Jimmy Kelly, I'd rather fight Shane Mosley than Jimmy Kelly.
LIAM SMITH
Fortunately, as we all know, it's impossible for anybody but Jimmy Smith to really sound like Jimmy ...
BENMONT TENCH
[Another friend is Jimmy Heath, who wrote a composition called] Without You, No Me, ... He said, 'Wi...
DIZZY GILLESPIE
There is a stronger emphasis on good nutrition,
BARRY BREEN
Jimmy and I are on a level where I know what he's going to do. We've got that vibe where we understa...
BYRON LEFTWICH
Jimmy and I are on a level where I know what he?s going to do, ... We?ve got that vibe where we unde...
BYRON LEFTWICH
Fortunately, as we all know, it's impossible for anybody but Jimmy Smith to really sound like Ji...
BENMONT TENCH
Pink makes me smile.
Pink makes me laugh.
Pink makes me love her.
Pink makes it all w...
ANTHONY T. HINCKS
There is nothing unhealthy about educating youngsters about nutrition.
PIERRE DUKAN
Disco-era nutrition standards don't make sense in 2006.
MARGO WOOTAN
Jimmy put in a word and told them that if I made it, I wouldn't be able to live with myself without ...
CRAIG FERGUSON
Grand. There's a word I really hate. It's a phoney. I could puke every time I hear it
J. D. SALINGER
Avoid negative talk and negative people like plague. Find people who will encourage you, not puke on...
LILY CHATTERJEE
Grand. There's a word I really hate. It's a phony. I could puke every time I hear it.
J.D. SALINGER
She gave me the dog-eye and moved slightly back.

“Are you concerned about your weight,...
EDDIE OWENS
My trainer Jimmy Tibbs and my promoter Frank Warren told me that I had to be patient and get the jab...
BILLY JOE SAUNDERS
We need schools to stand on the side of parents who want to teach good nutrition, not on the side of...
GARY RUSKIN
The excitement of vitamins, nutrition and metabolism permeated the environment.
PAUL D. BOYER
Nutrition isn't just about eating, it's about learning to live.
PATRICIA COMPTTON
We do hit nutrition quite a bit in our schools.
BRAD ROSE
Jimmy Eat World, world taste good.
LAUREN LAVERNE
My dad used to put me in front of the TV screen and made me watch old Jimmy Durante and Dean Martin ...
JAMES WOLK
She's never been here and she doesn't realize that it will come down to her. She's about to puke.
DENISE ALBRECHT
Doug Motel makes 'conscious comedy'. He makes me laugh, and he makes me think.
MARIANNE WILLIAMSON
I do practice what I preach when it comes to nutrition.
MEHMET OZ
Since cancer is an anaerobic growth, enhancing aerobic metabolism in a cancer patient is like shinin...
PATRICK QUILLIN
I must be honest. I can only read so many paragraphs of a New York Times story before I puke.
RUSH LIMBAUGH
Nutrition is so important. It can't be stressed enough.
DWAYNE JOHNSON
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IRA GLASS
I laid it all out for him: Eliza believes in me, she moves me, and she's moved BY me. She makes me h...
TIFFANIE DEBARTOLO
That title makes me think of circumcision, which makes me think of testicles, which makes me think o...
MIKE EITEL
I would say seeing the original Yardbirds with Jeff Beck and Jimmy Page at the old Fillmore was a pr...
RONNIE MONTROSE
Usually after a good puke you feel better right away. We hugged each other and then said good-bye an...
SYLVIA PLATH
Men need nutrition, counseling and health classes just as much as women,
ANN JOHNSON
Your health is a testament to your life. The better your quality of health, in all likelihood the lo...
NANCY S. MURE
Jimmy Stewart and Lucille Ball were so unique.
CAROL BURNETT
I'm happy to help out with Jimmy incapacitated.
JAMES CONLON
Jimmy put it in perspective and told me exactly what had happened to him, ... He encouraged me to ge...
JIM CALHOUN
I don't like to be me. I'm not so comfortable being me on screen because then I'd be a p...
AARON JOHNSON
This is easy to understand and is the next generation of nutrition information.
CATHY KAPICA
I wanna say thank you cause: Makes me that much stronger, makes me work a little bit harder. makes m...
CHRISTINA AGUILERA
When I was in Cleveland years and years ago, I went there with Jimmy Warfield (the Indians trainer) ...
SID MONGE
It took Jimmy Carter to give us Ronald Reagan.
TED CRUZ
Without Jimmy Dean, the Beatles never would have existed,
JOHN LENNON
Jimmy is not a good talker, ... prepare doubly hard.
JIMMY SMITS
I grew up singing Ray Charles and Jimmy Reed.
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What makes me unique is that I'm normal.
SCOTTY MCCREERY
Sloth, not ill-will, makes me unjust.
MASON COOLEY
Bleaching eyebrows makes me crazy.
CARINE ROITFELD
My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world, and exiles me from it.
URSULA K. LE GUIN
My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it.
URSULA K. LEGUIN
My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it.
URSULA K. LE GUIN
Summer makes me drowsy. Autumn makes me sing. Winter's pretty lousy, but I hate Spring.
DOROTHY PARKER
The word that almost makes me throw up is satin; damask makes me throw up.
BILLY BALDWIN
Jimmy did a lot of good things offensively. We're just trying to get Jimmy back into the flow. He st...
CHRIS HARRIS
Fix'd like a plan on his peculiar spot, to draw nutrition, propagate, and rot.
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Like music and art, love of nature is a common language that can transcend political or social bound...
JIMMY CARTER
We've become, now, an oligarchy instead of a democracy. I think that's been the worst damage...
JIMMY CARTER
I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.
JIMMY CARTER
America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense human rights invented America.
JIMMY CARTER
Human rights is the soul of our foreign policy, because human rights is the very soul of our sense o...
JIMMY CARTER
When I was in the White House, I was confronted with the challenge of the Cold War. Both the Soviet ...
JIMMY CARTER
I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destinati...
JIMMY DEAN
Wrinkles will only go where the smiles have been.
JIMMY BUFFETT
The blues tells a story in itself. It can make you happy or give you a feeling to swing.
JIMMY RUSHING
For this generation, ours, life is nuclear survival, liberty is human rights, the pursuit of happine...
JIMMY CARTER
You can say Pizza Hut is terrible pizza, but they also sell more pizzas than anybody else.
JIMMY KIMMEL
I don't eat two days a week. And people are fascinated by it, but it works. If you cut two days ...
JIMMY KIMMEL
You try to do the best with what you've got and ignore everything else. That's why horses ge...
JIMMY IOVINE
I like words. I like the way they clash around together and bang up against each other, especially i...
JIMMY WEBB
People in the Hall of Fame tend to clap their hands and say, 'OK, I've done it all,' but...
JIMMY CLIFF
I get on so well with lots of Scots, and a man who had a big influence on my career and was a great ...
JIMMY HILL
I grew up twelve miles outside of Montego Bay. In my early teens, I went to Kingston. It was like a ...
JIMMY CLIFF
There's no doubt that the Christian right has gone to bed with the more conservative elements of...
JIMMY CARTER
When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people who makes ballon animals, I think of their relative...
JIMMY FALLON
I have sinned against You, my Lord, and I would ask that your precious blood would wash and cleanse ...
JIMMY SWAGGART
Christian values were important at home. Cleanliness. Don't steal. Don't lie. Those were the...
JIMMY CLIFF
So many diseases and illnesses have fundamental roots in the lack of clean water. Resolving the clea...
JIMMY CHIN
On climbs, there is a general way we manage fear. We look at things objectively, separating out perc...
JIMMY CHIN
Great images take you on a journey via a single photograph. The depth and layers pull your eye all o...
JIMMY CHIN
The Republican National Convention is a great place to hear people talk about politics and values an...
JIMMY KIMMEL
These old ballparks are like cathedrals in America. We don't have big old Gothic cathedrals like...
JIMMY BUFFETT
Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of ham...
JIMMY BRESLIN