I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.

The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven't made up their minds.

Left-handers have more enthusiasm for life. They sleep on the wrong side of the bed, and their head gets more stagnant on that side.

People ask me, 'Casey, how can you speak so much when you don't talk English too good?' Well, I've been invited to Europe, and I say, 'They don't speak English over there too good, either.'

No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.

They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.