I used to think you had to live this miserable life and that that would make you funnier, but you don't. The misery will come. The misery will find you.

My parents have a ridiculous work ethic; my dad just works, works, works, works, works. I think it would be hard to find a guy who's logged more hours than that guy.

You are young, and in love," said Primus. "Every young man in your position is the most miserable young man who ever lived.

Like most comics, I tried to come up with a sitcom idea that was based around my life. And it didn't work out. But maybe because it didn't work out, that's why I ended up on 'Breaking Bad;' I don't know.

You have to understand how bad I wanted to be a comedian, how much I loved doing it. I still can't believe I get to do this for a living and have people come up and want to see me.

Everyone should just drive out to the Mojave Desert and just experience it, and it's a fun place to live.