I turned on the tap to clean some knives and forks, and beer came out. We thought we were in heaven.

I thought I was in heaven.

We had settled down for a cozy Saturday evening, had a nice dinner, and I was just going to clean up a little. I turned on the kitchen faucet and beer came out.

He was a wise man who invented beer.

And the bar tender says to Renee Descartes, "Another beer?" And Descartes says, "I think not," and disappears

I'm an old-fashioned guy... I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a lake or something.