I told the Inland Revenue I didn't owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside.

I don’t want other companies, I want this one,' insisted Seidelmeyer. 'I want all of their revenue and none of their people.'

'None of their people?' echoed Feretti. 'That’s good margin.

I take great pride in the fact that I have lived in a Spanish-speaking country.

When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims of intact ones.

If I get a hard audience they are not going to get away until they laugh. Those seven laughs a minute -- I've got to have them.

Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.