I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.

I'm a Nillionaire. I have little to no money!

I am so broke, I can't even afford to fill up my bicycle.

Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life!

If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge?

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.