I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.

Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.

I'm a Nillionaire. I have little to no money!

I am so broke, I can't even afford to fill up my bicycle.

Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life!

I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.