I think housework is the reason most women go to the office.

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't

Don't do housework: after a few years the dirt doesn't get any worse.

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner.

Few tasks are more like the torture of Sisyphus than housework, with its endless repetition: the clean becomes soiled, the soiled is made clean, over and over, day after day.